October 2008 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Happpy Halloween! I've got a SPOOKTACULAR episode of Distorted Boo for you! The return of Satan, the return of Fat Man, a bonus episode for Sideshow Freaks! Great Day! Enjoy and have a great weekend! If you're not yet a Sideshow member: support the show!
- Sock Handed Freaks
- Aquaholic OD's
- Grocery Sex Emporium
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! Sideshow freaks will be getting a bonus episode this weekend! Sign up now so you catch the upcoming stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- Run Over By A Mobility Scooter
- Stealing Dick Cream
- Dressing Granny Like A Gangsta
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
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Hey Freaks!
That's right, I've got a best of show for you today. Sideshow freaks are getting a new installment of DV's Top 5 Video Countdown. Don't forget I also posted a bonus episode yesterday, so if you want a DV fix, sign up for the Sideshow. I'll be back tomorrow with a new program for all!
On Today's Show:
- Condom Hammer
- Gluing Your Fat Ass To The Excerisce Machine
- Tasering Dog Children
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Heeeey-oooo Freaks!
I'm posting the show a bit early today, so enjoy. I've actually got an UNAIRED bonus sextastic Tuesday story for Sideshow freaks later today, PLUS a 2nd full episode of DV and a videocast. Lots of great stuff being posted today. Sign up right now and join the DV Sideshow.
On Today's Show:
- Metal Pipes And Masturbation Do Not Mix
- Roadkill in Garlic Sauce
- Spicy Pork Diapers
- Frozen Chicken Attack
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Here we go again! Thanks for checking out the Monday show. If you like what you hear, support the show by becoming a member of the Sideshow. You get all sorts of DV extras. This past weekend I posted a bonus episode. I've got another bonus episode for the Sideshow freaks tomorrow. Sign up this very second.
On Today's Show:
- Disfigured Poopers
- Porn By The Dashboard Light
- Peeing On Your Girlfriend's Dog
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back to end the week with big Friday show, although I've got a little more show just for Sideshow freaks. That's right: a weekend program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you're not already a member so you can get all of the extra content.
On Today's Show:
- Coffee Tits
- Bloody Tampon Based Weaponry
- Dead Women are KINKY!
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
I'm posting the show early so I can go to bed. I'm sooooo tired! Sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site. Oh, and don't forget to vote for DV at the podcast awards. Click Here to do it to it.
On Today's Show:
- Fishy Stank
- Lawrence Of Analia
- Shrimp Groin
On Today's Show:
- Tumble Dried Infants
- Hogtied Poodles
- Giving The Mentally Handicapped A (Sexual) Helping Hand
Links:
Vote For DV: At The People's Choice Podcast Awards!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
It's time to kill this thing old-style, my friends! Back for the Wednesday show. If you're a Sideshow freak I've got another video cast for you today. If you're not a member, cancel your monthly UNICEF or World Wildlife Foundation contributions and participate in a better charity: me. BONUS: you actually get GOOD stuff in return, not just some monthly hippy-dippy newletter featuring sob stories on how panda cubs are being stabbed for their delicious eyeball meat. Sign up for the Sideshow and cut your ties to malnurished third world babies.
On Today's Show:
- Tumble Dried Infants
- Hogtied Poodles
- Giving The Mentally Handicapped A (Sexual) Helping Hand
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back for another ST! Rawk. Sideshow freaks get an additional 14 minutes of audiophonic stupidity. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Don't Talk Down To Plants
- Porn Surfing Infection
- Sleep Screwing
Links:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back here to start a brand new week of shows! Today I've got a BONUS episode of Distorted View just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow. Thanks to everyone who nominated DV for a People's Choice Podcast Award. DV is up for best Mature Podcast! RAWK ON! Voting will start in a few days.
On Today's Show:
- Women Love Lady Tasers
- Curtain Rods in Your Pee-hole
- Changing Your Facebook Status May Kill You
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back to end the week with the Friday show, although Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast this weekend. Thanks for a great week of shows!
On Today's Show:
- Tainted Donkey Feast!
- Pierced By A Stripper Heel
- Baby Nap Time At The Rare Cherry
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
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Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
It's already Thursday, can you believe it!? I've got a great show for you today. Fighting Crackheads? Check. Verbally abusing hookers? Check. Tim harassing the elderly? Check Check Check. Want more DV? So far this week I've posted an extended show and a bonus episode for Sideshow members. Listen to it all by signing up right now..
On Today's Show:
- The Whizzinator Goes Down
- The Elderly Are Weak, Gullible, and RICH!!!
- A Brady Bunch Coke Whore
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Great show for you today! It's an extended program for Sideshow freaks, so if you want an additional 10-15 minutes of show, Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- The Soothing Properties of Pissy Diapers
- Flaming Rats
- Teenage Whores Want You To Call Them
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Tuesday show! In addition to today's 37 minute program, I've got a BONUS episode coming later today just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? You know what to do.
On Today's Show:
- Meaty Cat Burgers
- Surprise Anal
- "Euro" Edition = EXTRA NASTY
On Today's Show:
- Seahorse Buttplugs
- Shot In The Crotch (And You're To Blame)
- Tranny Rambo
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a new week of DV. I'm working on Columbus Day. Can you believe this shit!? I can't remember if most people get Columbus day off or it's just the pussies at the bank and gub'ment. I take any chance I get to bitch about working, though...so jesus christ! Do you see what I do for you!? I work on national f'ing holidays! I just posted a video cast for sideshow freaks along with the extended show on friday and the upcoming bonus show tomorrow means it's a GREAT time to sign up to the DV member site. Get extra content! Now!
On Today's Show:
- Seahorse Buttplugs
- Shot In The Crotch (And You're To Blame)
- Tranny Rambo
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
As promised, here is your Friday show. On Monday we'll be back to posting the show at the normal times. Today's show is EXTENDED, which means if you are a sideshow member, you'll get 10-15 minutes of extra DV goodness. Plus I'm planning a videocast this weekend. It's a great time to sign up and support the show.
On Today's Show:
- I'm Gonna Eat You're Boyfriend!
- Mighty Morphing Castration Rangers
- Fat People Like Food
Links:
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks,
As you may know, I've recently moved, so today I've got a Best-Of show for you while I get my shit together. I *DO* plan on doing a Friday show, but it will most likely be posted in the afternoon. It will be an EXTENDED show! Rawk on! Sideshow freaks will be getting 10-15 minutes of additional content. I'm also planning a videocast for Sideshow freaks this week as well. Sign up for the Sideshow NOW!
On Today's Show:
- About one year ago today, we celebrated our 666th show. Satan stops by takes over the show for awhile.
- Dick Slicing: A Matter of Honor
- Stapled Heads
- Phantom Poopers
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
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Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
I'm in some deep moving shit. My new place has a gas leak and I can't have heat until they fix that. Everything I attempt to do turns to shit. Anyway's, I recorded a show and here it is. I'll be back before the end of the week. Not sure if there will be a show tomorrow. I DID do a fantastic Tuesday show with a NEW sextastic Tuesday story. Want to hear it? You know what to do: become a member of the Sideshow
On Today's Show:
- Kill a man? Be prepared to knit a WHOLE LOT OF SWEATERS
- Rabid Bats as School Pet = GENIUS
- You're Child is Dead Because You Didn't Pray Hard Enough
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back to start an abbreviated week of shows. Tomorrow's program will be Sideshow exclusive. So..suck on that shit, freeloaders. Sign up for the Sideshow so you don't miss the sound of one juicy, gurgly cum fart.
On Today's Show:
- Space Porn!
- A Testicle Cookbook
- School Administrators Flinging Shit
Links:
Amazon Amanda: 76 Butt Drops
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks
Back for the Friday show. I've got one more show this week, just for Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up now!
On Todays Show:
- Liver Ripped From An Angel
- Sarah Palin Porn
- Tony Soprano Raped Me
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
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PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy. I've got a videocast today and a bonus episode of DV tomorrow for Sideshow freaks. Not a member? Sign up for now instant access to all sorts of exclusive content.
On Today's Show:
- Fake Cows Gone Wild
- Gatorading Your Wife
- A Flock of Breasts
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Wednesday show! Want more DV? Yesterday I did a bonus show for Sideshow freaks and another will be posted before the week is over. Sign up now so you don't miss one painful second.
On Today's Show:
- Beaten With Lasagna
- Killed By Tweezers
- Murdering Your Mom For New Boobs
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
