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- Lamb-Human Abomination!
- Fatties Cause The Floor To Buckle

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- Stinky Brains

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- Hypnotizing Yourself In The Mirror
- Avoiding Your Family By All Possible Means: Merry Christmas

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- Self Help Your Way To Suicide
- Glue Bitches Hair To The Backseat

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- Roasted Drunk Guy
- Autistic Kids and Guns

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- Tumble Dried Babies
- Hogtied Poodles

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- The Soothing Sounds of a Dead Bi-Polar Crooner
- Free Funerals For The Drunk

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- Roadkill Supper Club
- Fork Wielding Crazy Lady Stabs Her Lips

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- Gettng Your Eyelids Stuck To Your Zipper
- A Farting Pig Sparks A National Crisis

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- Sending E-mail The Near Dead Way
- Russians Cracking Down on Shit, Piss, and Fuck

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- Pooping on Homeland Security
- Crushed By A Fatty

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- Frying the Nerve Ends of Your Penis
- An Ass That Can Fart In HD

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- Genital Wildfire
- Fat Teachers Stripping In Class

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Hey Freaks!

Well, we end the week with a doozey. Enjoy the great quantities of stupidity I have for you. I’ve got more planned this weekend, but you’ve got to join the club to be one of my buddies. Look at that fleshy fucker.

On Today’s Show:
- Showing Your Love, Menstrually Speaking
- A Knife Up The Butt Hurts. Who Knew?
- Yoghurt Based Sanitary Pads

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Hey Freaks!

Yes, today’s program is a Best-Of show. Want to hear new DV? You know what to do.

On Today’s Show:
- Chair Sniffing
- Pinned To The Floor And Loving It
- Killing Jesus In Heaven

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Hey Freaks!

I’ve got a really good show for you today. So much weird stuff to share with you! Enjoy the program. Tomorrow’s show is going to be a Sideshow exclusive one, so sign up now so you don’t miss a thing.

On Today’s Show:
- Smothered To Death By Massive Breasts
- Pleasuring Yourself With a Sawblade
- Huffing Pigs Brains

Links:
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Hello My Future Girlfriend 2.0: Emo and Scene Girls ONLY

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