January 2005
Monday 31 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/31/05 (00:08) - Greetings! Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I got a few E-mails wondering how many people are subscribing to Distorted View Daily. It's kind of hard to tell, but it looks to be in the 400-500 range, which isn't...
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Friday 28 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/28/05 (00:17) - On today's show: - Cockfighting! It's staged to make a comeback if some crazy nutjob from Oklahoma has anything to do about it - Ring tones are annoying! What we need are porn stars to record fake sex sounds for...
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Thursday 27 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/27/05 (00:22) - Hey freaks! Back here with the Thursday show! Remember, if you run across a funny or strange news story, send it my way! I'm always looking for good pieces to read. On Today's Show: -Poisoning your parents -Feeding your employee...
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Wednesday 26 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/26/05 (06:40) - Hey freaks! We're back with a brand new podcast for ya! On Today's Show: -Why you shouldn't give an axe to a crazy man during Sunday School. -A Chinese man who pimped out his wife to compete with Yahoo Personals....
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Tuesday 25 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/25/05 (01:55) - Hey freaks! Today we're playing a Best-Of Show from 2002 when Distorted View Daily was heard on 1-800 Telephone service TellMe. Hope you enjoy this blast from the past! We should be back tommorow with an all-new episode for ya!...
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Monday 24 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/24/05 (00:07) - On Today's Show: -The Scud missile goes to the highest bidder! -How many vibrators does it take to satisfy a shop lifter? -The story of one drunk who wouldn't take "last call" for an answer -Sexually aroused by surgical masks?...
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Friday 21 January
- Distorted View Daily:1/21/05 (01:00) - The mystery of my stolen car has been solved. If you've been following this aspect of my life, tune in to the shocking conclusion! In addition to this, On Today's Show: -Robbing an adult store for a blow-up sex doll....
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Thursday 20 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/20/05 (01:46) - Hey freaks! Thanks for checking out the podcast! It's a good one today, and that's a Tim Henson Promise(tm). The links still aren't working because I've been busy all this week glued to VH-1's I Love The 90's with my...
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Wednesday 19 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/19/05 (02:06) - Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say? On Today's Show: -Killing your mother with the help of your neighbors pit bulls. While I read this on the show I realized it isn't so much funny...
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Tuesday 18 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/18/05 (00:49) - Hey Freaks! Website update: I guess on some computers the page looks like crap, while on others it looks pretty good. So, I'll be tweaking the site's nipples during the next few days, getting the links (finally) working, and making...
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Monday 17 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/17/05 (00:14) - Welcome back, everybody! Hope you all had a great weekend. I haven't had any takers on our "Buy Tim A Brand New Car" contest, so I have to urge all of you to enter the drawing...and enter quickly. I need...
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Friday 14 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/14/05 (02:33) - It's the big Friday show and boy is it a doozey! On Today's Show: -DV NEWS FLASH: People are allowed to have sex in Sweden. Specifically loud, rocking, tit-slapping, stinky sex. Swedish sex is nnnnaaughty. -Abe Lincoln is a homosexual!...
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Thursday 13 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/13/05 (01:05) - What a day. It was awful. Listen to the show to learn all about my crappy life! Despite my grave misfortunes, I'm back with another dose of Distorted View for you! On Today's Show: -Police shock the shit out of...
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Wednesday 12 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/12/05 (01:23) - Hey Freaks! The week is just rolling right along, and Distorted View is here to document some of the world's stupidity that you probably haven't heard about: On Todays Show: - Pig Roasting in your house. Sure, it sounds like...
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Tuesday 11 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/11/05 (03:09) - Hey freaks! Check out the new page! Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah, well, the links don't work. So don't try clicking on any of the navigation pages, because you'll get a big fat 404 error. Give me a day or two...
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Monday 10 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/10/05 (01:25) - Heya Freaks! It's Monday. I know, I know, it sucks. Most likely it's the start of the work or school week for you, but fear not! Uncle Tim is here with another daily dose of DV for you to help...
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Friday 7 January
- Distorted View Daily: 1/07/05 (00:16) - It's Friday! Everybody is working for the weekend, baby. Not me, though. We don't do shows on the weekend. So this is all you get until Monday. On Today's Show: -Don't use your toilet brush on yourself -Rat Posion your...
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Wednesday 5 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/05/05 (00:58) - Hey Freaks, Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness! Coming up on today's show: -Secret dangers of the fast food industry -Why does that man have kitchen utensils in his anus? -Condoms (of the...
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Tuesday 4 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/04/05 (02:01) - Hey freaks, welcome to Tuesday! Settle in for a brand new episode of Distorted View. On Today's Show: -Finger-Eating -Hot Dog Prostitution -Tits The Season To Be Jolly -Mike Tyson Lite Want to know what the hell I'm talking about?...
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Monday 3 January
- Distorted View Daily: 01/03/05 (03:11) - Hey! It's the first "real" new show of the New Year! Let's keep rocking with the craptastic news! On Today's Show: - Ashley Simpson is a filthy, dirty, disgusting pig. - A cross-dressing man got caught with his skirt up....
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Sunday 2 January
- Distorted View Daily: 12/29/04 (15:50) - Hey freaks, Ok, I've been a bad, bad host. I took my hosting responsibilites and pissed on them like an angry monkey. I didn't really produce a lot of new shows for you last week, but I have been busy...
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