Back with yet another dose of daily distortion for you! Enjoy the madness!

Coming up on today's show:

-Secret dangers of the fast food industry

-Why does that man have kitchen utensils in his anus?

-Condoms (of the "USED" variety) in the mail

-Marrying a dead person for fun and profit

All of this, plus my home-made spicy picante sauce recipe.

Enjoy!

Distorted View Daily: 01/05/05