February 2005
Monday 28 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/28/05 (01:22) - Hey freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I'd love to hear about it, but we don't have because we've got so much SHOW for you. It's bursting at the seams with vulgarity and oddities. Let the hilarity ensue!...
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Friday 25 February
- Distorted View Daily: 02/25/05 (20:04) - We made it through another week together! I've saved some of the best (read: craziest) news stories for last! On Today's Show: - First came the monk who superglued his eyes. Now comes the man who superglued a condom to...
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Thursday 24 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/24/05 (00:13) - Hey freaks! It's another crazy podcast full of strange, weird, disgusting, wonderful stuff! On Today's Show: - What are pineapple breasts? - Gluing your eyes shut, and why not to do it. - Something smells like shit in Nebraska Enjoy...
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Wednesday 23 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/23/05 (00:39) - Hey Freaks! It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now give Timmy a kiss. If you run across any funny news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me! On...
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Tuesday 22 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/22/05 (02:39) - Hey freaks! It's an educational program today as Distorted View teaches you a few lessons you'd never hear in school. Sit back, take notes, and let the learning begin. On Today's Show: - We learn that Koko the Gorilla is...
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Monday 21 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/21/05 (00:10) - Hey freaks! I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View! Hope you feel rested and refreshed from the weekend, because today's show is a doozy: OIn Today's Show: - What happens when nudists go out for a...
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Friday 18 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/18/05 (00:30) - Hey freaks! We made it to the end of another week! Enjoy the show, and we'll see you back on Monday! On Today's Show: - Strangling Your Own Penis! - Stinky Children Get The Spray-Down - Drugged Food and Penis...
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Thursday 17 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/17/05 (00:23) - Hey freaks! Thanks to everyone who has offered to help with podcast hosting. It's the stangest thing, but when I went to upload todays show into the system, all of the podcasts were there. the DV videos weren't, but the...
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Wednesday 16 February
- Distorted View Daily 2/16/05 - DV CRISIS DAY 1 (00:10) - Ugh, If you havent heard, my hosting provider didn't like me having tons of videos and podcasting mp3's on their server gobbling up bandwidth. So, we're in a real pickle. As of right now you will not be able to...
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Tuesday 15 February
- AGGHH! Help Needed! (18:28) - I guess my ISP has had enough of the massive video and mp3 files, as I discovered all of the podcast mp3's have been deleted off the system. I uploaded the most recent podcast again. Sorry no show today, but...
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Monday 14 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/14/05 (01:13) - Happy Valentine's Day! We've got a great show for you today, including a special V-day message you can send to your loved one. On Today's Show: -A drunk, child abusing drug addict is crowned Distorted View's Mother of the Week...
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Friday 11 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/11/05 (00:40) - It's the big Friday show! Ok, it's not much different from the other shows during the week. At any rate, enjoy the program! Don't forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, news of the weird, etc. If I read...
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Thursday 10 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/10/05 (00:25) - Hey freaks! On Today's Show: - Trying to make gay penguins go straight - Scalping children in the name of feminism! - A stupid story about a stupid dead turkey. Enjoy the program and we'll see you back here tomorrow...
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Wednesday 9 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/9/05 (00:30) - Hey everybody! Back here with a truly twisted episode of Distorted View! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to E-mail me if you find a funny news story! On Today's Show: -An animated frog penis -Cutting your testicles to make...
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Tuesday 8 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/8/05 (00:10) - Hey my twisted little freaks! We're back with an all-new episode of Distorted View Daily for you to feast upon! Before that, here's a little bit of sad news. I had to disable the "comment" function because spammers have found...
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Monday 7 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/7/05 (00:15) - Hey freaks, I'm extending my weekend and taking today off. I'm a lazy bastard, I know. Today we've got a great Best-Of Show, though. While I've done Distorted View Daily in various formats for several years, I just started this...
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Friday 4 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/4/05 (00:03) - It's Friday and I've got one more dose of Distorted View for you before we call it a week! Remember: Distorted View is for adults only. We use mature language in a totally immature way. On Today's Show: - A...
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Thursday 3 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/03/05 (00:50) - It's Thursday and we have another jammed-packed episode full of freaks and weirdos! If you enjoy the show, don't forget to add a link to us on your website. It would be much appreciated. On Today's Show: - Two crazy...
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Wednesday 2 February
- Distorted View Daily 2/02/05 (00:26) - Back here with your hump day edition of Distorted View Daily! By the way, did you know today is National Hug A Pedophile day? It's true. Children are encouraged to hug a convicted sex offender to help promote tolerance and...
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Tuesday 1 February
- Distorted View Daily: 2/01/05 (00:25) - It's time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, "An utter disappointment". Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways? On Today's Show: -Don't get mad, get even...by chewing off a finger. Because if you...
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