It was a slow news day, but I think I found a few good ones for you. Now give Timmy a kiss. If you run across any funny news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me!

On Today's Show:

- Vomit slurping

- When dogs eat better than you do

- Put down that vibrator, and spread 'em!

Enjoy!
-Tim

Listen Now! Distorted View Daily: 02/23/05