In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View's Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don't you judge me.

On Today's Show:

- Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin

- Blinding babies at everyday low prices

- Put that eye back into your socket: it's the return of the Bangladeshi Woman!

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