Enjoy the Friday show, and we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week!

On Today's Show:

- Enroll now to Whore College! Where prostitutes become PRO-stitutes

- After rubbing man-junk into you're skin, why not drink cow piss for your health?

- Honey, where did your balls go?

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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/06/05