Displaying once again how stupid I really am, I accidently refer to today's show as "Thursday, May 11, 2005". Despite me being a complete fuck tard, rest assured that today's program is brand new!

On Today's Show:

- The Whizzinator!

- News Flash: Michael Jackson's chimp can use a toilet.

- Ice cream man VS a child: The Thrilla over the cost of Vanilla

Enjoy the show!

Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/12/05