December 2005
Friday 30 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/30/05 (01:30) - Hey Freaks! It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to Dignity or Dollar$, my new Game Show that will be airing on FOX next fall. See you back here in...
Thursday 29 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/29/05 (00:06) - Hey Freaks! If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don't blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video. On...
Wednesday 28 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/28/05 (01:08) - Hey Freaks! I'm finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don't forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me! On Today's Show: - Satan's naked! - Alien Fetus...
Tuesday 27 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/27/05 (00:40) - Hey Freaks! I hope you all had a great holiday weekend! I just got back into town, so there will be no show today. I know, I'm a dick. While you're waiting for a new show to pop up, why...
Friday 23 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/23/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks! This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I'll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you. On Today's Show: - Stinky old people...
Thursday 22 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/22/05 (00:20) - Hey Freaks! The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That's right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you'd like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I'll get it out to you...
Wednesday 21 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/21/05 (00:28) - Hey Freaks! Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today's program with your children. Remember: if you've got funny audio or video, send it to me! I'd love to play your fucked up shit! On Today's Show: - Death...
Tuesday 20 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/20/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks! America, you asked for it! You said, "I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier 25 year old man", and I'm here to deliver. It's Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep those...
Monday 19 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/19/05 (00:09) - Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I'm still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until...
Friday 16 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/16/05 (00:09) - Hey Freaks! I'm still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I'm feeling much better and I think today's show is pretty excellent! Enjoy! On Today's Show: - An unhappy jizzum surpise - Amish sex...
Thursday 15 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/15/05 (00:13) - Hey Freaks! I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my raspy, scratchy phlegm-based voice for 13 minutes. Hope it doesn't drive you insane. On Today's Show: - Santa's A Pedophile!...
Wednesday 14 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/14/05 (11:01) - Hey Freaks! I'm finally starting to feel better and I fully expect to be back tomorrow with a brand new show for you. Until then, feast upon this classique episodes of DV. Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 12/14/05!...
Tuesday 13 December
- Distorted View Daily; 12/13/05 (10:05) - Hey freaks!! Fuck this bullshit. Here's a best of show for you while I either die or re-coup. Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 12/13/05!...
Monday 12 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/12/05 (00:15) - Hey Freaks! Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page to reflect the newest purchases. If you bought something and it's not listed, E-mail me. In addition to that, I...
Friday 9 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/09/05 (01:10) - Hey Freaks! Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks to all of my twisted freaks who continue to listen to this audio pornography! On Today's Show: - Tranny Granny...
Thursday 8 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/08/05 (01:59) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along a 1-second birthday greeting, attach an mp3 or wav file to an E-mail! I'll need them all in by 8:00PM...
Wednesday 7 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/07/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks!! I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the download! Send me your 1 second Birthday greeting! Distorted View's birthday is Friday and I'm asking you guys to record...
Tuesday 6 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/06/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks! How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with good reason: It's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a twisted holiday-themed story for you in addition to the crazy/bizarre news stories...
Monday 5 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/05/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks! Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big week ahead of us because Friday we celebrate DV's 1 year birthday! How cool is that!? On Today's Show: -...
Friday 2 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/02/05 (00:05) - Hey Freaks! Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean, if we can get through a whole week together, we can get through anything! I guess what I'm trying to...
Thursday 1 December
- Distorted View Daily: 12/01/05 (00:49) - Hey Freaks! Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd have no show and I'd be suicidal. In addition to the bizarre news, you'll hear the funniest line ever spoken...