March 2006
Friday 31 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/31/06 (00:50) - Hey Freaks! It's a very special Friday, as I've got a new vidcast for you to feast upon! What happens when Public Television takes a children's TV show from Germany and translates it into english? Satanism, Nazi's, and homocidal fat...
Thursday 30 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/30/06 (00:03) - 300th Show! Hey Freaks! Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is why YOU stuck with DV for over 300 podcasts! Thanks so much for all of your support, emails, voicemails, donations,...
Wednesday 29 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/29/06 (02:30) - Hey Freaks! I'm back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember, you get a bumper sticker when you donate! It's called an incentive (or a bribe). Thanks to Taylor for sending...
Tuesday 28 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/28/06 (00:25) - Hey Freaks! It's Tuesday...and it's Sextastic! That's right, I've got a brand new story for you today. It's more insensitive than it is gross, so all of you who are squimish about the content, you may want to check out...
Monday 27 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/27/06 (00:59) - Hey Freaks! Back with the big Monday show! I've got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you'd like a bumper sticker, paypal me some cash and I'll get one out to you! On Today's Show: - Poodle...
Friday 24 March
- Distorted View Daily:3/24/06 (01:37) - Hey Freaks! I'm back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in! You freaks rock! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday! On Today's Show: - Sword-forced blowjobs - Farty...
Wednesday 22 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/22/06 (01:15) - Hey Freaks! More audio insanity for you today on the Wednesday show! Again, if you'd like to be entered in to the drawing for Lactmania 11: Lactate Harder (not the real title), today's the last day to donate some money...
Tuesday 21 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/21/06 (02:47) - Hey Freaks! Tuesday is upon us, and I've got a classic Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Plus, brand new news stories, and a DV porno giveaway (with donation) On Today's Show: - Severed Heads! - Finger biters! - Designer toilet...
Monday 20 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/20/06 (02:00) - Hey Freaks! Back for the big Monday podcast! I've got funny audio, bizarre news stories, and that tangy ranch flavor you've grown to expect from DV! On Today's Show: - Stealing Piss - Throwing severed dicks - A real, live,...
Friday 17 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/17/06 (02:05) - Hey Freaks! I've got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to the crazy news stories. You'll also hear my choking on balls. What the hell am I talking about? Tune in...
Thursday 16 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/16/06 (00:16) - Hey Freaks! Tampon talk continues on today's DV! I've also good some great news stories, and you're introduced to my evil twin who says the things I'm too much of a pussy to say. On Today's Show: - Ex-Prostitute Nurses...
Wednesday 15 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/15/06 (00:51) - Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming! On Today's Show: - Penis chew toys - Why mobile homes and firecrackers don't mix - An iron pipe to the...
Tuesday 14 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/14/06 (01:09) - Hey freaks! Best of today. No time for shownotes! enjoy Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email: show@distortedview.com Podcast Alley: vote! It's your duty! Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/14/06!...
Monday 13 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/13/06 (00:36) - Hey freaks! Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes! On today's show - A fecal flood! - The never-ending erection - rectums on fire! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX 351 Worthington, Ohio 43085 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Email:...
Friday 10 March
- Distorted View: 03/10/06 (01:22) - Hey Freaks! What a way to end the week! An amazing Distorted View songs kicks off the show. Thanks to everyone who continues to send me news tips, audio, video, and all the other shit you freaks pass along to...
Thursday 9 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/09/05 (01:34) - Hey Freaks! Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned you all! On Today's Show: - Shit Death - Shit Smearing - Pigging out on corpses Links: Pounced: Furry Personal...
Wednesday 8 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/08/06 (00:36) - Hey Freaks! Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition, so I want you guys to find the most twisted story you can for her. On Today's Show: - Condom...
Tuesday 7 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/6/06 (00:14) - Hey Freaks! The site is back up! RAWK ON! It's been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds the mp3's wasn't working and then distortedview.com's mySQL database went tits up. I think everything is working now, and you...
Friday 3 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/3/06 (01:20) - Hey Freaks! The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or...
Thursday 2 March
- Distorted View Daily: 3/2/06 (00:35) - Hey Freaks! I'm back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you're ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep...