May 2006
Wednesday 31 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/31/06 (01:50) - Hey Freaks! One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make way for June. June is a sexy, kinky month that will do all of the things that May called "sick"....
Tuesday 30 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/30/06 (04:25) - Hey Freaks! I'm alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I'm all better. To make up for the last day(s) and to try and drum up some fresh donations, today's show...
Friday 26 May
- Distorted View Update (07:11) - Hey Freaks, I spent about 5 hours spweing everything that resided in my body, including a few major organs, I fear. It's been about 7 hours since I last puked, but I still kind of feel like shit. Hopefully there...
Thursday 25 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/25/06 (02:35) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. I'm tired. Goodnight. On Today's Show: - Toe Lickers! - Fake Vaginas! - Creepy, Drunk Teachers! Links: Cool Short: From my buddy Chad Marcus: Is Funny!(dotcom) Today's Clickgrid sponsor! Snail Mail: Distorted View P.O. BOX...
Wednesday 24 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/24/06 (01:35) - Hey Freaks, Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break from all of the shameless begging I've been doing. But seriously, fork over some bones. On Today's Show: - Drugged...
Tuesday 23 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/23/06 (03:02) - Hey Freaks! We're back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt to punish you for not donating to DV's pledge drive. Ultimately, I felt bad about this and ended up recording...
Monday 22 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/22/06 (02:10) - Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with numbing toothache gel. That's right, the Windowlicker took my suggestion from last week's show and jacksoff with a Orajel. Video...
Friday 19 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/19/06 (02:35) - Hey Freaks! It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back tomorrow for a Saturday show, but you know what you need to do to make that happen. Later! Sorry if...
Thursday 18 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/18/06 (00:01) - Hey Freaks! Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo close to the top 10! If you can get me into the top 5, I'll throw you guys a pizza...
Wednesday 17 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/17/06 (01:20) - Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol segment that we will probably never revisit. Enjoy it while you can. Plus, a live phone call, your voicemails, and...
Tuesday 16 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/16/06 (01:10) - Hey Freaks! Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with it. Enjoy the insanity! Thanks for all of the E-mails and Voicemails you freaks have been sending in, and a...
Monday 15 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/15/06 (00:12) - Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of shows! What's the best way to get over a nasty case of the Monday's? How about listening to pedophiles! Yeeeah! Plus a brand new Insensitive Re-Enactment(tm)! On Today's Show: -...
Saturday 13 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/13/06 (11:39) - Hey Freaks! A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you and your tight little packages back here on Monday to do it all over again. Oh, and paypal me! I...
Friday 12 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/12/06 (02:25) - Hey Freaks! We break 30 minutes today, which is something we've only done once before on a normal show, I believe. It's just another attempt to have you guys forget about the Sextastic Tuesday trainwreck earlier in the week. On...
Thursday 11 May
- Distorted View Daily: 5/11/06 (01:55) - Hey Freaks! Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We're finally getting this pledge drive thing off the ground, and I have you freaks to thank! Keep it up! On Today's Show: -...
Wednesday 10 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/10/06 (00:36) - Hey Freaks! After an abortion of a show yesterday, I'm pleased to say I'm back with a vengence. I'm pretty much a giant dick for the 20+ minute program, which turned out pretty great. Enjoy and remember that today is...
Tuesday 9 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/09/06 (00:30) - Hey freaks! Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats a Best-Of, right? Aw, fuck it. Enjoy the mediocrity. On Today's Show: - Saudi Cock No More - Is there...
Monday 8 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/08/06 (00:20) - Hey Freaks! Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to the insanity. Enjoy the show! There's only a few days left on the DV E-bay auction! Check it out!...
Friday 5 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/05/06 (01:32) - Hey Freaks There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you've been wanting for awhile now: a brand new skank! You'll never believe what my newest victim is in to. It's fucking fantastic! On Today's Show: -...
Wednesday 3 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/03/06 (01:15) - Hey Freaks! Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here's some random urine facts! Urine is 95% water, in which are dissolved urea, uric acid, creatinine, and other waste products. U.S. Navy Seals sometimes...
Tuesday 2 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/02/06 (01:27) - Hey Freaks! Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will love it. Plus, I've got more twisted news for you, and an E-bay Auction update! On Today's Show: - Finger...
Monday 1 May
- Distorted View Daily: 05/01/06 (00:39) - Hey Freaks! Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing the link to DV Radio, but Live365 continues to suck ass. It only allows me to play three songs by...