The Distorted View Show - May 2007 Archives

May 2007

Distorted View Daily: 05/31/07 (03:57) - Hey Freaks, Sometimes the Gods just don't want me to record a show. It was one of those days, but I came through with a program that is actually quite entertaining. So take that, stupid Gods. I do what I...

Distorted View Daily: 05/30/07 (03:43) - Hey Freaks! Back with more audio stupidity for you! Enjoy the program! On Today's Show: - Duct-Taped To A Tree - Mick Jagger's Cockette - Shoe Sniff Freaks Links: Cheryl Merkowski: A True Skank, Honaye The Bottom Line: Geeking out...

Distorted View Daily: 05/29/07 (02:31) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It's an extended show, so you Sideshow members get even more DV. On Today's Show: - Disfigured Nipples - Hyperventilating Asians - Quivering, Bruised Nuts Links: Vagina Power: Remix! Have something you think I...

Distorted View Daily: 05/28/07 (06:37) - Hey Freaks, Don't see I slack off ALL the time. I'm back with a new show on a fucking national holiday. And it's a pretty damn good one. So, enjoy. Oh, and sign up for the sideshow. On Today's Show:...

Distorted View Daily: 05/25/07 (04:44) - Hey Freaks! No show notes today. Need to sleep! Enjoy the show: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 1115 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005 Email: show@distortedview.com Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10! Digg.com: Digg Distorted View. It's...

Distorted View Daily: 05/24/07 (02:21) - Hey Freaks! Back with your Thursday show! Enjoy! If you like what you hear and want even more DV, sign up for the sideshow! Click here to learn more! On Today's Show: - Lips Bitten Off - Daddy's Getting Freaky...

Distorted View Daily: 05/23/07 (02:32) - Hey Freaks! Back with your Wednesday show! Enjoy the stupidity! Sideshow members get an extended show and a DV Video. Why not sign up now? On Today's Show: - Stabbed Over A Honey Bun - Teenage Girls LOVE Cancer Boys...

Distorted View Daily: 05/22/07 (02:39) - Hey Freaks! Well, today's Sextastic Tuesday. Oh man, I just listened to it. It's..umm..painful. Please, do yourself a favor and fast-forward a good 16 minutes into the program before you start listening. Don't say I didnt warn you. I weep...

Distorted View Daily: 05/21/07 (02:12) - Hey Freaks, After a weird weekend where my stomach wanted to seperate from my body, I'm feeling much better. I know 35% of you were disappointed because there was no Ask Satan segment Friday, so I get the Dark Lord...

Update (00:18) - So sorry freaks. My stomach is doing some impressively disgusting things. Not sure what's wrong with me. There will be a show sometime this weekend though. -t...

Distorted View Daily: 05/18/07 (12:57) - Hey Freaks! Wow. Umm.. The Friday show will be up later tonight. I just got home. I got a little drinky last night. Don't you even start bitching at me. I've been very good lately and rarely miss shows. In...

Distorted View Daily: 05/17/07 (03:22) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday show! Sideshow members, be on the look out later today for my highly interesting soda pop show and tell video. Tim = |_0S3R On Today's Show: - Old People Eaten By A Lawn Mower -...

Distorted View Daily: 05/16/07 (02:14) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Sign up for the Sideshow! That is all. On Today's Show: - A Far East Decapitation - Rotting Calf Heads - Attack of the One-Legged Diabetic Have something you think I might like? Send it...

Distorted View Daily: 05/15/07 (02:55) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday story written by DV freak Preston. For you sideshow members, I've got some great extended content for you AND a video log that was posted at the same time as the show. Ever wonder...

Distorted View Daily: 05/14/07 (00:53) - Hey Freaks! Hope you all had a great weekend, but now it's time to settle the fuck in for another week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the Monday show. More vidcasts coming this week for you Sideshow members, along with extended...

Distorted View Daily: 05/11/07 (00:00) - Hey Freaks! I am back to end the week with the Friday show! Lots of fun stuff for you to cringe over. for instance: me singing. Oh yeah, it's one of those shows. If you're a Sideshow member, enjoy the...

Distorted View Daily: 05/10/07 (02:48) - Hey Freaks! So Tired...enjoy the show. On Today's Show: - Threat Level: Labia - Double Decapitation - Geriatric Crack Smokers Links: Whorehole: Cheryl's Smokey Prolapsed Program DV Sideshow: The Distorted View Member Site! Have something you think I might like?...

Distorted View Daily: 05/09/07 (02:46) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show today! I don't feel so good, so I might not be at 100%. Nonetheless, I try to pull off an extended show for you Sideshow Freaky Deakies. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today's...

Distorted View Daily: 05/08/07 (21:35) - Hey Freaks! Back here with the Tuesday show for you. I've got a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday, and it might even be good. Enjoy the stoopidity. Sign up for the Sideshow now for you chance to one a...
Distorted View Daily: 05/07/07 (03:35) - Hey Freaks! Back after a busy weekend! Enjoy the show! Hopefully later on in the week I'll have some brand new skanks to share with you. For you Sideshow members, enjoy the video. It's up on the feed. On Today's...

Distorted View Daily: 05/04/07 (01:59) - Hey Freaks! I'm back with an extended show for you! What a great way to end the week: the return of Scott Taylor! He's back and fleshier than ever! If you are a Sideshow member you get even MORE Scott...

Distorted View Daily: 05/03/07 (01:48) - Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! Don't miss tomorrow's program because it's the triumphant return of Scott Taylor! Huzzah! On Today's Show: - Tupperware Babies - A Crip in the Burn Ward - Indian Flavored Shit Links: DV Sideshow: Sign up...

Distorted View Daily: 05/02/07 (01:38) - Hey Freaks! Back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and keep sending me in that weird shit. Sideshow members: check back later today for a video treat! On Today's Show: - A Crackheads Glass Eye - A Cow-Related Beheading...

Distorted View Daily: 05/01/07 (02:37) - Hey Freaks! Back with a new show for you! Enjoy the program! If you've sent me funny videos/audio or other important email over the weekend, E-mail it to me again. I lost all the stuff in the whole XP/Vista switch....