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    <subtitle>Every weekday, host Tim Henson scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with his own unqie (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half-hour each day, sit back and witness this audio trainwreck. After listening, you&apos;ll feel better about your own life. The show&apos;s content is not for the faint-hearted or those under 18.</subtitle>
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    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/23/08</title>
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    <published>2008-07-23T17:12:09Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-23T17:15:36Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you&apos;re not a Sideshow member yet, Sign up now! On Today&apos;s Show: - Ask For Grey Poupon, Get Your Head Blown Off - Drinking White- Out Won&apos;t Erase The Pain - Forcing Nuts...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you're not a Sideshow member yet, Sign up now! </p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Ask For Grey Poupon, Get Your Head Blown Off</p>
<p>- Drinking White- Out Won't Erase The Pain</p>
<p>- Forcing Nuts Down Your Throat</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br /><strong>DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214</strong> </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_072308_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/23/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/22/08</title>
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    <published>2008-07-22T21:55:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-22T22:03:20Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! Back for your Tuesday show. If you like the strange/bizarre audio I usually play, sign up for the Sideshow. Today&apos;s extended program features a buttload of that shit. On Today&apos;s Show: - It&apos;s Electric! Boogie-Woogie-Woogie - Crotch Ablaze!...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Back for your Tuesday show. If you like the strange/bizarre audio I usually play, <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">sign up for the Sideshow</a>. Today's extended program features a buttload of that shit. </p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- It's Electric! Boogie-Woogie-Woogie</p>
<p>- Crotch Ablaze!</p>
<p>- A Japanese Suicide Fad</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br /><strong>DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214</strong> </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_072208_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/22/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/21/08 (EXTENDED)</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1201</id>

    <published>2008-07-21T21:52:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T22:04:02Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! I&apos;m always kissing my paying members asses (with good reason) but today I&apos;m going to be extra generous to all my freaky deakies. Today&apos;s show is an extended program, and it&apos;s available to everyone. If you&apos;re a non-paying...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>I'm always kissing my paying members asses (with good reason) but today I'm going to be extra generous to all my freaky deakies. Today's show is an extended program, and it's available to everyone. If you're a non-paying listener and wondered what an extended show sounded like, here's your chance. Enjoy! If you like what you hear, <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">sign up!</a> It's only $5.00 a month or $50.00. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">Sign up today </a>and you'll get a new video cast too!</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Octopus Sex Man</p>
<p>- The World Has Been Spared Mini Me Porn</p>
<p>- Bashing Your Head Into a Goddamn Piece of Roman&nbsp;Architecture</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Furry Wants Fursona: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tp65XCd7Wo">And Needs Her Throat Punched</a></p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br /><strong>DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214</strong> </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_072108_64_SIDESHOW.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/21/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/18/08</title>
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    <published>2008-07-18T21:58:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-18T22:03:47Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday show! Not ready to say goodbye to DV for a few days? Sign up for the Sideshow! I've got a bonus new&nbsp;episode of the show for you later tonight and...]]></summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Back to end the week with the Friday show! Not ready to say goodbye to DV for a few days? Sign up for the Sideshow! I've got a bonus new&nbsp;episode of the show for you later tonight and a videocast this weekend! RAWK! <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Another Skull Bong</p>
<p>- Return of the Giant Walking Penis</p>
<p>- Fecal House of Horrors</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Random Emotions: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZCg-A9t4y0">From An Annoying Fat Chick</a></p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br /><strong>DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214</strong> </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071808_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/18/08</a></font></font></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/17/08</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1198</id>

    <published>2008-07-17T21:35:52Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T21:48:31Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks, Enjoy the Thursday show! Tomorrow for you Sideshow freaks, I&apos;ll be giving you another extended show, or bonus show, or weekend show...something! But for today, enjoy the stupdiity. In the past week there have been 3 exclusive shows...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks,</p>
<p>Enjoy the Thursday show! Tomorrow for you Sideshow freaks, I'll be giving you another extended show, or bonus show, or weekend show...something! But for today, enjoy the stupdiity. In the past week there have been 3 exclusive shows so far! Want to hear them? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Bowling Ball Head!</p>
<p>- Eat Fresh AND DIE</p>
<p>- Hot Steamy Demon Sex</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br /><strong>DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214</strong> </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071708_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/17/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/16/08</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1197</id>

    <published>2008-07-16T22:31:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-16T22:35:59Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Hey Freaks! Enjoy today's Wednesday show! If you missed yesterdays bonus program or Monday's exclusive show, sign up for the Sideshow now and catch them both! On Today's Show: - Mutual Masturbation - K9 Style - Piss Crusted Chicken -&nbsp;Microwaving...]]></summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Enjoy today's Wednesday show! If you missed yesterdays bonus program or Monday's exclusive show, <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">sign up for the Sideshow</a> now and catch them both! </p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Mutual Masturbation - K9 Style</p>
<p>- Piss Crusted Chicken</p>
<p>-&nbsp;Microwaving Your Cat</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071608_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/16/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/15/08</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1196</id>

    <published>2008-07-15T22:02:56Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-15T22:12:38Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks Back for your Tuesday show! Today I&apos;ve got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow members, so if you want to hear more, Click here to Sign up! On Today&apos;s Show: - Dumb Blind Euro-Ravers - The Oral...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks</p>
<p>Back for your Tuesday show! Today I've got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow members, so if you want to hear more, Click here to Sign up!</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Dumb Blind Euro-Ravers</p>
<p>- The Oral Olympics</p>
<p>- Chainsawing Your Head Off, So Hard</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071508_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/15/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/14/08 (BEST-OF)</title>
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    <published>2008-07-14T22:28:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-14T22:32:51Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Hey Freaks! Today's brand new show is Sideshow exlcusive. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today's Show: - Drumstick Up My Butt - Water Rats - God is an S&amp;M Freak! Links: Blogger Choice Awards: Now...]]></summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Today's brand new show is Sideshow exlcusive. Want to hear it? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Drumstick Up My Butt</p>
<p>- Water Rats</p>
<p>- God is an S&amp;M Freak!</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071408_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/14/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/11/08</title>
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    <published>2008-07-11T23:20:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-11T23:30:24Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks, CHHHHRRIISST. Sorry about the delay in the show. You may have noticed the site was down for a few hours. Actually, the hosting servers were all fucked up. However, the Sideshow is on a different server and was...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks,</p>
<p>CHHHHRRIISST. Sorry about the delay in the show. You may have noticed the site was down for a few hours. Actually, the hosting servers were all fucked up. However, the Sideshow is on a different server and was fine. One more reason to sign up! Another reason: WEEKEND SHOW! Tomorrow a new episode will be posted for the Sideshow freaks. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>Don't forget. Lifetime membership are available only until Sunday and then we're done. Get in now before it's too late! </p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Eating Barbed Wire</p>
<p>- Fetus Fruit Basket</p>
<p>- Hoverround Fighting Grannies!</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Blogger Choice Awards: <a href="http://www.bloggerchoiceawards.com/blogs/show/12691">Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
<p>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </p>
<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10</p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071108_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/11/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/10/08</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.distortedview.com/show/2008/07/distorted-view-daily-071008.html" />
    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1188</id>

    <published>2008-07-10T21:45:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-10T21:54:14Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Hey Freaks! It's a very special day here on Distorted View as we were graced with a real live (phone) guest! you probably know&nbsp;Michael Ian Black from television (MTV's The State, Stella, I Love The ____'s, etc) and movies (The...]]></summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>It's a very special day here on Distorted View as we were graced with a real live (phone) guest! you probably know&nbsp;<strong>Michael Ian Black </strong>from television (MTV's The State, Stella, I Love The ____'s, etc) and movies (The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer). He talked with me today about his brand new book! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/My-Custom-Van-Mind-Blowing-Essays/dp/1416964053/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1215726669&amp;sr=8-1">Buy it now on Amazon!</a></p>
<p>Today's program is an extended show for Sideshow members! Want to hear 13 minutes of additional stupidity? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a></p>
<p>On Today's On:</p>
<p>- Rectal Telephony</p>
<p>- Pissing and Hurling Rocks In Memoriam</p>
<p>- Rolling&nbsp;Around In Vomit and Shit</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Michael Ian Black: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/My-Custom-Van-Mind-Blowing-Essays/dp/1416964053/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1215726669&amp;sr=8-1">My Custom Van </a>| <a href="http://www.myspace.com/michaelianblack">Myspace</a> | <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=264139726&amp;s=143441">I Am A Wonderful Man</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br /><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Podcast Alley:&nbsp;</font><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Get DV in the top 10</font></a></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_071008_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/10/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/09/08</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1186</id>

    <published>2008-07-09T22:05:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-11T16:20:37Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! I&apos;m back with your Wednesday show! Tomorrow I&apos;ll have an extended show for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now! On Today&apos;s Show: - Rapist Gets Second Date - Old People Are Melting!! - Beef Jerky Nudes Have something you...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>I'm back with your Wednesday show! Tomorrow I'll have an extended show for Sideshow freaks. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Rapist Gets Second Date</p>
<p>- Old People Are Melting!!</p>
<p>- Beef Jerky Nudes</p>
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<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: 
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></font></font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br /><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Podcast Alley:&nbsp;</font><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Get DV in the top 10</font></a></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_070908_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/09/08</a></font></font></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/08/08</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.distortedview.com/show/2008/07/distorted-view-daily-070808.html" />
    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1184</id>

    <published>2008-07-08T21:43:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-08T21:48:27Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get a bonus episode plus a bonus ST story I decided not to include on today&apos;s show. Woo-hoo! Rejected shit deemed not good enough for the show: just another Sideshow exclusive. Sign...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get a bonus episode plus a bonus ST story I decided not to include on today's show. Woo-hoo! Rejected shit deemed not good enough for the show: just another Sideshow exclusive. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Stimulus Checks Being Used For Digital Poon</p>
<p>- Why Is The Trashbag Crying?</p>
<p>- Cockfighting and Prostitution</p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></font></font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br /><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Podcast Alley:&nbsp;</font><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Get DV in the top 10</font></a></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_070808_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/08/08</a></font></font></p>
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<entry>
    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/07/08</title>
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    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1180</id>

    <published>2008-07-07T21:43:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-07T21:46:29Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! After a long weekend, I&apos;m so glad to be back with more freakish stupidity for you. Enjoy the program! Tomorrow, Sideshow freaks will get *TWO EPISODES* of DV! That&apos;s right, another bonus episode. Want it? Sign up for...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>After a long weekend, I'm so glad to be back with more freakish stupidity for you. Enjoy the program! Tomorrow, Sideshow freaks will get *TWO EPISODES* of DV! That's right, another bonus episode. Want it? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow</a> and you'll get to see the videocast I posted this weekend as well.</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- BBQ Man!</p>
<p>- Murderer Pee-Pee'd His Pants</p>
<p>- Rape or Suicide? </p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></font></font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br /><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Podcast Alley:&nbsp;</font><a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/"><font style="FONT-SIZE: 1.56em" size="5">Get DV in the top 10</font></a></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_070708_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/07/08</a></font></font></p>
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<entry>
    <title>REPOST: July 4th DV Commercial (VIDEO)</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.distortedview.com/show/2008/07/repost-july-4th-dv-commercial.html" />
    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1178</id>

    <published>2008-07-05T17:07:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-05T17:12:36Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Hey Freaks! Hope you're having a happy, fun, and safe (ie you didn't blow your balls off) 4th of Jur-ly weekend. I've had a bunch of freaks ask to see this video again. Last year I made this&nbsp;to usher in...]]></summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Hope you're having a happy, fun, and safe (ie you didn't blow your balls off) 4th of Jur-ly weekend.</p>
<p>I've had a bunch of freaks ask to see this video again. Last year I made this&nbsp;to usher in the 2008 inventory here on DV. Enjoy the stupidity.</p>
<p>Oh.. and by the way..</p>
<p><a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">Sign up for the Sideshow </a>and get all sorts of videocasts! A new one is coming this weekend! It's only $5.00 a month or 50.00 a year. And...</p>
<p>For a limited time, Lifetime Sideshow memberships are <strong>$200.00</strong>. You'll never have to worry about re-occuring payments again, plus you'll get a free DV t-shirt (Jigoo! or I am a Freak style). </p>
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<p>Obviously the Lifetime memberships are for the life of the program (however long that might be)</p>
<p>If you're already a yearly member and would like to upgrade to a Lifetime membership, E-mail me directly and I will give you instructions. The cost for current yearly subscribers&nbsp;is only <strong>$150.00.</strong></p>
<p>If you plan on gifting your Lifetime subscription to a worthy freak. Email me directly and I will also give you the proper instructions to go about it.</p>
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<form action="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/ipn/process.php" method="post"><a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Click Here To Sign up!</a></form></p>
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<p>Video: <a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/july4b.mp4">Watch DV's 4th of July Commercial</a></p>]]>
        
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    <title>Distorted View Daily: 07/03/08</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.distortedview.com/show/2008/07/distorted-view-daily-070308.html" />
    <id>tag:www.distortedview.com,2008:/show//1.1176</id>

    <published>2008-07-03T21:19:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-03T21:23:55Z</updated>

    <summary>Hey Freaks! Here is your Thursday show! Have a GREAT 4th of July. DV will return with new episodes on Monday. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow! Sideshow freaks will be receiving a 2nd new episode...</summary>
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        <name>Tim Henson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Here is your Thursday show! Have a GREAT 4th of July. DV will return with new episodes on Monday. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow! Sideshow freaks will be receiving a 2nd new episode of DV later tonight, plus a videocast later this weekend. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a> It's your AMERICAN DUTY. Lifetime memberships are still available (until July 15th)</p>
<p>On Today's Show</p>
<p>- Gay Rage = Bloody Crotch</p>
<p>- McMasturbating</p>
<p>- Mom Does Dogs</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Merrill Howard Kalin - <a href="http://www.legacy.com/chicagotribune/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&amp;PersonID=112237897">Rest In Peace</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;<font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </font></font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></font></font></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana" size="2"><font face="Verdana" size="2"><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_070308_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/03/08</a></font></font></p>]]>
        
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