Californa Mudslide: A sexual term that describes the act of squirting cum out of someone's ass on to their partners chest. See also: Mudslide

Car: Tim's car was stolen and wrecked in January 2005, which he talked about daily on the program.

Dakota Fanning: Tim has an irrational hatred of her.

Dickhole Guy: Tim played audio from a porno featuring a guy who sticks his finger in his own penis-hole. He also describes his balls in great detail.

Distorted View: The name of the podcast. Also known as "The Distorted View Show", and "Distorted View Daily". Tim hates when people call the show "The Distorted View".

Drunken Rat, The: A character that First appeared when Tim was reading a news story about rats getting drunk and dying of alcohol poisoning on the street.

Farchendorf: A mega-corporation who's product/services are occasionally featured on Distorted View

Freaks: What host Tim Henson lovingly calls people who enjoy Distorted View. This term is an homage to Dan & Scott, who pioneered Internet Radio by hosting the first daily comedy talk show. They called their listeners "The Freak Army"

Grandma Felcher: Maker of old-timey products such as glass eyes.

Lauren: A character that first appeared in a Sextastic Tuesday story, Lauren occasionally drops by to shout her catchprase: "Piss on My Tits!"

Media Darling: Tim refers himself as this. He strongly believes he's a much bigger star than anyone gives him credit for and is determined to live like a celebrity, even though he makes about 20K a year and lives in the ghetto.

Mudslide: A sexual term coined by Tim. A male ejaculates in his partners ass, and in return, the partner squeezes out the semen onto the man's face. See also: California Mudslide.

Nina SanGiacomo: Tim's imaginary on-air producer.

Queefton: The Queefton school teaches young ladies the art of prostitution.

Romania: Tim often comments that a large majority of strange news stories come from this country.

Satan: A huge fan of the program, Satan usually pops in to clear his name when someone cited in a news story falsely accuses him.

Scott Fletcher: Distorted View's announcer/voiceguy.

Sextastic Tuesday: A feature on Distorted View where Tim reads bizarre porno stories on Tuesday's. A listener favorite, this bit is often imitated on other podcasts.

Smirk's Comedy Shanty: Caldessaville's premiere comedy club.

Smith Cardington: Tim's agent. Also a fake name that Tim gives at his 9-to-5 job when he does not want people to know his real name.

Stale Kaiser Roll: In March 2005, Tim placed a stale kaiser roll on Ebay. To drum up bids, he had the Stale Kaiser Roll host the show with him. He's also killed a hooker, been featured on cops, and recently died.