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<itunes:summary>A bizarre and twisted comedy podcast! Everyday Tim Henson scours the web for the most bizarre and twisted stories in the news. He then presents them to you, complete with his own unique (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. The show's content is not for the faint-hearted or those under 18.</itunes:summary>
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        <description>Every weekday, host Tim Henson scours the darkest corners of the web in search of the truly bizarre. He then presents his finds to you, complete with his own unqie (read: crass, vulgar, childish, and inappropriate) commentary. For a half-hour each day, sit back and witness this audio trainwreck. After listening, you&apos;ll feel better about your own life. The show&apos;s content is not for the faint-hearted or those under 18.</description>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/16/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Ending the week with the Friday show! If you want more this weekend, why not sing up for the Sideshow and catch up with some exclusive DV shtuff? Sideshow freaks got 6 episodes this week plus extended shows. Non-paying freeloaders got 4. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up and support the show</a>! It's Friday! Payday! Exclamation Mark!</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Biting The Penis to Freedom!</p>
<p>- More Gay Porn in the Classroom</p>
<p>- Head First into a Wood Chipper</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Corey's Site: <a href="http://www.buttfudgesundae.com/">Butt Fudge Sundae</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/14/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Back for the Wednesday show! Like what you hear? Want more? Unfortunately, tomorrow's podcast is a Sideshow-exclusive program. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for DV's member site now so you don't miss a thing!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Shatner Sex!</p>
<p>- Driving Instructor By Day, Pain Slut By Day.</p>
<p>- Knife Plunging Foreplay</p>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:44:16 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/13/08</title>
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<p>Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get about 14 more minutes of stupidity with today's extended show. Want to hear it all? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Become a member!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Your honor, would you blow me?</p>
<p>- Elderly Corpse Sex</p>
<p>- Ecstacy For Lunch</p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_051308_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/13/08</a></p>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:25:34 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/12/08</title>
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<p>I'm back with your Monday show! Mondays in general&nbsp;typically suck, so I'm going to brighten your worthless day. How about a BONUS episode of DV today? Oh yes, it's happening. Want to hear the extra episode of DV? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>-&nbsp;Emo Dies / World Shrug Shoulders</p>
<p>-&nbsp;Death By Coaxial</p>
<p>- Catheter Ripped Out of Pee Hole</p>
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<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: 
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<p><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></p>
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<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/">Get DV in the top 10</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_051208_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/12/08</a></p></p></font></tr></tbody></p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:22:19 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/09/08</title>
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<p>Enjoy the Friday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting a video cast as well today. Want all the extra DV-goodness? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Cash In Your Rectum</p>
<p>- Skull bongs</p>
<p>- Family Day Ruined By Dog Feces</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Bad Christian Music: <a href="http://www.deuceofclubs.com/tunes/demos/index.html">No, Really...This is BAD</a></p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></p>
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<p>Email: show@distortedview.com<br />Voicemail: 206-666-4463<br />Podcast Alley:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.podcastalley.com/">Get DV in the top 10</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_050908_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/08</a></p>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/07/08</title>
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<p>Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy! Keep in mind, tomorrow is a Sideshow Exlusive show. If you're not a member, DV will return on Friday. Want to hear the Thursday show? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>-&nbsp;Stroking Your Putter In The Bunker For A Little Green</p>
<p>- Holy Potato</p>
<p>- Oral Sex From A Cow</p>
<p>Links: </p>
<p>Two Women Describe Their Love: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxovoNevMt0">For Animals! Oh The Humanity!</a></p>
<p>4 Men and a Trailer: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7UCNYnp3o">I Married My Horse</a></p>
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<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: 
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<p><strong>PO Box Address:<br />DISTORTED VIEW<br />PO BOX 141261<br />COLUMBUS, OH 43214 </strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_050708_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/07/08</a></p></p></font></tr></tbody></p>]]></description>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/06/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Back with your Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting an additional show on the Sideshow RSS Feed! Enjoy the extra DV. Not a member and want the extra program? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Revenge of the Polite, Underage Vampire</p>
<p>- Men Love Whores</p>
<p>- Pabst Blue Ribbon In The Afterlife</p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_050608_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/06/08</a></p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 14:09:06 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/05/08</title>
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<p>Got a great show for you today! It's even greater if you're a Sideshow member, as we have an extended episode of the show for you today! Rawk. Not a member? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Mr. Gay is a Cannibal!</p>
<p>- Whitetrash Meltdown</p>
<p>- Deformed, Saggy&nbsp;Penis</p>
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<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: 
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<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_050508_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/05/08</a></p></p></font></tr></tbody></p>]]></description>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/02/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Have a great weekend! Want more DV? Catch up on all the extended and exlusive shows by becoming a member of the Sideshow! <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- McCain's Ex-Wife A McCunt?</p>
<p>- Castration? The Dog Did It.</p>
<p>- Pepper Spraying Infants</p>
<p>Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_050208_64.mp3">Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/02/08</a></p>]]></description>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 05/01/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you want more, subscribe to the DV sideshow! It's Distorted View's member site. This week we've done two extended podcasts and an exlusive show! <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now and check out all the stupidity</a>.</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Pinned By Corpse</p>
<p>- Seat Sniffers</p>
<p>- Killing Jesus in Heaven</p>
<p>Links:</p>
<p>Bro and Sis: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBUEqi4iY4k">Taunting While She Pees</a></p>
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<p>Believe it or not, I'm back with ANOTHER extended show! Not a member or Sideshow? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- A Very Polite (Underage) Vampire</p>
<p>- Return (AGAIN) Of The Penis-Pumping Judge</p>
<p>- An Ice Scraper Full of Pain</p>
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<p>Our New Bub Rub:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKN64o-vHyU">7 Year Old Gangsta&nbsp;Car Hijacker</a></p>
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<p>Back for your Tuesday show! Sideshow members will be getting an EXTRA EPISODE of DV today! Not a member of the Sideshow? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up and get the goods</a>.</p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Lie Detector w/Lampshade</p>
<p>- Clogged Toilet Baby</p>
<p>- Rock to the Head</p>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Hope you all had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to whats important: DV. I've got an extended show for you Sideshow members today and tomorrow you'll be getting TWO shows. Not a member of the Sideshow, DV's member site? <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Inappropriate Touch-Toning</p>
<p>- Death Stench Pharmacy</p>
<p>- You Got To Eat Penis to Make Penis</p>
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            <title>Distorted View Daily: 04/25/08</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey Freaks!</p>
<p>Ending the week with the Friday show. If you want moer DV, sign up for the Sideshow and check out the video casts and extended programs you have missed. <a href="http://www.superfreaksideshow.com/">Sign up now!</a></p>
<p>On Today's Show:</p>
<p>- Porn Shanked</p>
<p>- Blinded By A Flathead</p>
<p>- The Gangsta Grandma</p>
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