New Show: December 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks,
Well today was a giant clusterfuck. I recorded the show, was done by 2:00pm. Ran some errands and began to edit the show around 6:00pm. That's when I found out the file was corrupted. I had saved the show on my portable drive since I taped the show at my undisclosed bunker, and back home I made the shitty discovery. I tried going back to the bunker to see if the temp files were saved, but they were not. It's really a bummer because today was one of those days where when I was done recording I said, "wow, that actually was pretty good".
I taped the Ask Satan segment as a seperate file because that was what needed the editing most of all. Luckily that was saved correctly. So, today, instead of a normal DV Daily, I give you DV Presents: Ask Satan. I hope you like it. Let me know what you think. If you guys dig it, we'll make it a re-occuring feature. If not, we'll put it to bed.
I have the news stories from today stored in wordpad. I'm going to try and re-record it as a weekend program (for all listeners, not just sideshow freaks)
I fucking can't wait until I'm in my new place and dont have to lug around an unreliable piece of shit hardrive. BTW, today's album art shows you what today's show looked like.
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Hey Freaks!
Back for yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity. Remember that the Don West Contest is coming to an end. A winner will be announced next week (a lifetime membership to the DV Sideshow. A gazillion dollar value!). Send your Don West Mashup to me today!
On Today's Show:
- Hacking Sis To Bits
- Cocaine Cash
- Look at Kiddy Porn Without Being a Sicko Perv!
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
Got another great show for you today! If you run across any great video or soundclip, send it my way. I appreciate all that crap, along with newstips to bizzare stories. Also, sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site. It's only $5.00 a month, and if the price ever goes up (hint-hint), you'll be locked in to $5.00 price. Sign up now before the extended and aftershows start (hint-hint).
On Today's Show:
- Penis Sore: The Cartoon
- A Demon is Oppressing me. Huh?
- Gold Tooth Shooting
Links:
A Real Sideshow Revue: Check it out
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DV's Sideshow: Give yourself the gift of hilarity ($5.00)
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a great Christmas (if that's your thing) and I'm sooooo happy to be back. I'm all familied-out and need a little sick porn to put that bounce back in my step. Luckily, today is Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy!
On Today's
- Jerking off at Joann Fabrics
- Flying Dead Cats of DOOOOOMM!!
- Setting Yourself (and a tree) on fire
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Hey Freaks!
This is the last new show until after Christmas. On today's show: Christmas music, a visit from an old friend, and just a sample of the Don West mashup entries I've been receiving. The winner will be announced on January 2nd, so get your entry in now! Merry Christmas, Freaks!
On Today's Show:
- Another Maggot Infested Woman
- Pooping Peasant (A new christmas tradition)
- Condoms with your Pizza?
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
Another day, another sparkling new dose of the worst humanity has to offer.I'm so glad to be your host. Hey, for all you Sideshow members, I added a bunch of content to the site, including four-episodes of Distorted View from 2003, with a different format and everything. A true curiosity piece. Check it out.
On Today's Show:
- The Rat Man Dies!
- Babies can't fly.
- The Little Mermaid thinks you're a dirty slut
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
Keep those Don West songs/mashups coming! I've already received several. If I pick yours as the best, you'll receive a lifetime subscription to the super freak sideshow! Maybe I'll play a few of the songs on Friday's show. We'll see. Until then, enjoy today's show!
- Oh, Penis Tree
- Sucking Babies Toes off, so hard!
- The Return of the Nazi Gingerbread People!
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Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and we all know what that means: horrific porn! Enjoy the show! Keep those Don West song entries coming. The winner will receive a lifetime subscription to the Sideshow. Speaking of which, I'll be adding a butt-load of new content today and tomorrow. Videos, old Tell-Me shows, etc.
On Today's Show:
- Crazy Elderly Men!
- Chucking Iron Ore
- The Worst Excuse For Child Porn Addiction Ever
Links:
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Hey Freaks,
I'm back to start a brand new week of shows for you! I've receieved a few E-mails asking if I was going to take anytime off for the holidays this year. The answer is NO! The only day there will NOT be a show will be next Monday (which, of course is Christmas). I'll try to put together a cool Christmas-themed Best-Of for you freaks, though.
On Today's Show:
- Hidden Valley Ejaculate
- Celebrity Dog Rape
- Tumble Drying your Toddlers
Links:
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Hey Freaks,
Friday's show will be posted in the late afternoon, which is almost becoming a regular thing. Anyways, here's a video blog to help tide you over. See you back later today!
Update - 6:16PM
I thought I'd do something different today, and it's going to be a videocast. I'm editing it right now. So, it'll be up here shortly.
-T
Hey Freaks!
Yes, we're back with a brand new show! Believe me, that last sentence really DID warrant the exclamation mark, because it's a christmas miracle I that I got off my sickly ass and did this. I'm starting to feel better though, so we'll most definately be back to end the week right!
On Today's Show:
- Clawhammer Attack!
- Popcorn Knifing
- Pissing on the Bible
Links:
Super Freak Side Show: Everytime someone signs up, Angel (the pornstar) gets banged HHHAAARDDD.
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Hey Freaks!
My killer cold is persisting, so today's show is short. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you, though! Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show:
- Old People Porn!
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Hey Freaks!
I'm feeling like shit today. So here's the run down of today's show! Enjoy! xoxoxoo 4ever
On Today's Show:
- The triumphant return of the Penis Pumping Judge!(tm)
- Porn Star Smackdown!
- Fart Higher!
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Links:
Whorewhole.org: Stay Smokey! Cheryl never fails to entertain!
Super Freak Side Show: My baby
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Hey Freaks!
That's right, you sideshow members get another weekend edition of DV. Enjoy! It's all online right now.
For those of you who are not members: why not surf on over to my Myspace profile. There's a video up there that you probably haven't seen before. Enjoy!
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Hey Freaks!
Here's your Friday show! Sorry it's a bit late. Enjoy the stupidity, and for those of you who are Sideshow members, I'll see you back here (well, the sideshow site) later this weekend.
Update: ARG! In inalvid link was provided for today's show. It's been fixed.
On Today's Show:
- Shredded Puppies
- Foot Terrorism
- Teeny Weeny Syndrome
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Thinspirational: Put down that Ritz cracker, fatty!
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Hey Freaks!
This week is just flying by! Enjoy today's program. For you Sideshow Members, yes, there WILL be a weekend show for you guys. Not a member? Sign-up today! $5.00 a month. Cheap!
On Today's Show:
- Nazi Santas!
- Pesticide Lard
- Pervy Lawyer Trifecta
Links:
Joe Hedges: Former July For Kings front man, now doing the solo thing. I can not wait until his new album drops next year. Vote for Wake Up (The song that plays at the end of the show) at Alternative Addiction.
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! I'm off to Christmas shop in just a few hours. What size are you? Just in case I see something that I think you might like? Oh...geez..ok...well, I wasn't planning on swinging by Lane Bryant or Fashion Bug Plus...but yeah, I could take a look there. If you're wondering what to get me, how about a subscription to the sideshow? Or if you're too cheap for that, a vote at podcast alley!
On Today's Show:
- Liquidity, Chalupity Shit
- Burning Crotches
- Foreskin (Take 2)
- Myspace Pedophiles (Take 8,726)
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/06/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! We've got another listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Keep those newstips and audio/video pieces coming!
On Today's Show:
- Releasing Road Demons
- Nude Drive Thur-ing
- Not a Foreskin story
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Hey Freaks!
I forgot to talk about this on the show today, but guess who's turning TWO later this week!? That's right, The Distorted View Daily Podcast! How should we celebrate?
On Today's Show:
- Spray on Baby-Juice Catcher
- The Christmas Poo Meets Muzak
- Christmas Pornaments!
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Links:
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Pornaments: Dick the Halls
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Hey Freaks!
If you're a member of the Sideshow, I've posted a brand new episode of DV for you. I'm still working on getting personalized RSS feeds set up for members, so for now, just surf on over to the site and download some bonus audiophonic stupidity.
For the rest of you, hope you're having a great weekend and I'll see you back here tomorrow.
On Today's Show:
- Crack Addict Gator Bait
- Meat Cleaver Attack!
- Smashing your illegal porn infested computer
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! On today's show you'll hear a brand new Tim-Fuckup! Listen to the voicemail portion of the show and see if you can spot where I screw up. It's a fun game! It's a new month, so vote for us at Podcast Alley and subscribe to the Sideshow!
P.S. Yes, that IS me singing the French song.
On Today's Show:
- I'm psychic! Microwaved Babies!
- Explosive Condoms
- Evil Pigs!
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Phone Losers: Returning the love
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