New Show: February 2007 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program! Shrot and simple.
On Today's Show:
-Fake Retards
-Splashing the Elderly
-Telephone Stabbing
Links:
Chicken Nuggets: The Video!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Sideshow members, enjoy the extended content!
On Today's Show:
- Screwdriver'ed
- Rubber Gloved
- Dead Baby in the Cupboard
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a great weekend! I did, as you will hear today. Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show:
- Gay Dogs
- Feces-Filled House
- Kick The Baby!
Links:
The DV Sideshow: Get More DV NOW!
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Hey Freaks!
Yeah, the Friday show is late. I think it's worth it, complete with a brand new Insensitive Re-enactment! Satan stops by for another round of Ask Satan, and if you're a Sideshow member, you get over 20 minutes of extra show! Click Here to Sign up!
On Today's Show:
- Flaming Animal Fat
- Castrate me. Someone. PLEASE!
- Slipping on Chicken Intestines
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Hey Freaks,
Back for the Thursday show. Still Sick. Going to bed.
On Today's Show:
- Screaming Sex
- Hitler Sugar Packets
- A Flood of Naked Underage Children
Links:
Bling-Bling: Bumfight Crackhead!
Cheryl's Site: Stay Smokey!
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/22/07
Hey Freaks!
Well, I'm still planning on dying, but I guess I was spared from the evil E.coli Peanut Butter. Enjoy the show today! Remember, sign up for the Sideshow for only $5.00 and get lots of extra DV goodness. Exclusive and extended shows, full access to the DV archive, videos, etc. Also, get your questions in to Satan! He's coming back this Friday for another round of Ask Satan.
On Today's Show:
- Pedophile Spam
- Homeless Beat Down
- Rape with a car exhaust
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/21/07
Hey Freaks!
Back with your Sextastic Tuesday Extended show! Enjoy the program, sorry it's being posted a little later than usual, but if you don't like it, suck on my titty.
On Today's Show:
- Daddy Showed Me How To Blow A Guy
- Valentines Day Penis Poster
- Sexy Racist Mudflaps
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/20/07
Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep sending those strange/funny audio and video clips, newstips, and voicemails.
On Today's Show:
- Poop in the Pool
- Bloody Stool
- Penis Cutter
Links:
Perez Hilton: 'round the clock Britney coverage
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Hey Freaks,
It's still Friday in California for like 6 more minutes! I made it! Enjoy the program, and if you're a sideshow member, enjoy the extended program today and the upcoming weekend program!
On Today's Show:
- Stabby Sex
- Glued-On Puppy Ears
- Burning Prostitutes
Links:
DV Sideshow: Subscribe Now!
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Hey Freaks!
I've got a really fun show for you today. Lot's of great shit packed in a tight 28 minute podcast. For you Sideshow members, I said on the show the video would not be on the feed, but I think I figured out a way to convert the file, so it WILL be on the feed (i think). Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- A Drumstick up the butt
- Giant Water Rats of DOOM!
- An S&M NIGHTMARE!
Links:
Joe Hedges: Watch the video for Mitral Valve Prolapse. Amazing!
Daphne Kalfon: She loves her Mac! Check out her website, and purchase her music on iTunes!
International Man of Leisure: Dating OnDemand. This CAN'T be Real
DV Sideshow: It's how I make my living. $5.00 a month! It's a Steal!
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Podcast Alley: DV is NOT in the top 10. :( Sad.
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Hey Freaks!
Happy Valentine's Day! Does someone out there want to be my valentine? I've got a jacuzi room and a hairy ass with your name on it. Enjoy the extended show I've got for you today! Want to hear EVERYTHING? Join the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Zoo Sex Tours!
- Talking Urinals
- Gutting Your Cellmate
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Hey Freaks!
Wow, the clusterfuck continues! I had this show ready for you at around 5:00am, but naturally my cable went out. So blah. enjoy the show. Since I taped it so late, I was feeling a little sleep-deprived and loopy.
On Today's Show:
- Baked Puppy
- Teaching Your Child Sex By Example
- Cow Intestines!
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Podcast Alley: DV is NOT in the top 10. :( Sad.
Hey Freaks!
Have I ever lied to you (don't answer that). I'm back with the Friday show! Ok, it's STILL Friday on the West Coast, so shut up. Enjoy the insanity! The DV Sideshow continues to improve! I have the member-only RSS feed up and running! What are you waiting for? Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Black Jesus Stirring Shit Up
- Sucking on a Pubic Hair Pen
- Super Glued Babies!
Links:
Tim and Eric Awesome Show: Episode is Online and Fucking Hilarious. Watch it!
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Hey Freaks!
Satan is preparing a statement regarding Anna Nicole Smith's death and promised me he'd have it ready a bit later today. Look for the show in the afternoon. If you have any last minute Ask Satan questions, get them in now!
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Hey Freaks!
I have a huge show for you today. Sure, it's extended for the Sideshow members, but even the free show is over 30 minutes long. I've got some horrible music, new Yahoo Answers, and a skank for you paying members! Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- The New KKK
- Lighterfluid Soup
- Frankenpenis
Links:
NHB Radio: Internet Comedy Radio
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Hey Freaks!
Full shownotes will come later. I'm going to bed!
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Hey Freaks!
I'm tired! Enjoy the extended show! I think it clocks in at 53 minutes or so. In the future, extended shows will only be provided to Sideshow Members, so you know what to do. Oh, and sorry for the cheesy sex story today. ugh.
On Today's Show:
- Pissin on the ATM
- 100,000 Volts to a Baby
- Urine Lover
P.S. I'll be adding the extra Sextastic Tuesday content to the sideshow later today.
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Links:
SNL Video: The Dakota Fanning Show
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Monday show! I start extended shows this week, and the first one will be tomorrow. In the mean time, sign up for the sideshow, continue ruining Yahoo Answers for everyone else, and get your Ask Satan questions in! He'll be back on Friday.
On Today's Show:
- Pitt Bull + Child who can't feel own legs = HILARITY
- Dog Shit on the Face
- A Kitty cat head gift
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Scooby Doo: Pot reference
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with the first episode recorded at my new apartment! My bed is here, I have Internet access. what could be better? How about an ana/mia TRAGEDY!? Yes! Enjoy the show! Remember to vote for us and sign up for the sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Getting Freaky At Waffle House
- Starving Without Dentures
- Pot Stealing, Bingo Addicted Grannies
Links:
Poor Kristi: Her Last Entries. :(
Ana/Mia Community: Who's the next to go? Death pool now open!
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