New Show: May 2007 Archives
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On Today's Show:
- A Far East Decapitation
- Rotting Calf Heads
- Attack of the One-Legged Diabetic
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday story written by DV freak Preston. For you sideshow members, I've got some great extended content for you AND a video log that was posted at the same time as the show. Ever wonder what the Dick Got Hoooaarrddd guy looks like? I've got the video clip (don't worry, there's no nudity) for my Sideshow freaky deakies. Not a member? Now would be a good time to sign up!
On Today's Show:
- Fried Testicles
- Juicy Scissors-In-Neck Action
- Why Tranny Prostitutes Hate Yard Work
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a great weekend, but now it's time to settle the fuck in for another week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the Monday show. More vidcasts coming this week for you Sideshow members, along with extended content. Sign up for the sideshow so you can get all that good shtuff.
On Today's Show:
- Iced Condoms
- Melting A Child's Face Off, So Hard
- Wallowing in Fish Shit
Links:
Melty Face: The Story About The Boy With Horrible Picture
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I am back to end the week with the Friday show! Lots of fun stuff for you to cringe over. for instance: me singing. Oh yeah, it's one of those shows. If you're a Sideshow member, enjoy the extended show...and more of me singing. It's a very musical show today..and all the songs are in the key of shit.
On Today's Show:
- The Plucked Eyebrow Masturbater!
- The Battle Of Placenta
- Tumble Dryer of Doom
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DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
So Tired...enjoy the show.
On Today's Show:
- Threat Level: Labia
- Double Decapitation
- Geriatric Crack Smokers
Links:
Whorehole: Cheryl's Smokey Prolapsed Program
DV Sideshow: The Distorted View Member Site!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! I don't feel so good, so I might not be at 100%. Nonetheless, I try to pull off an extended show for you Sideshow Freaky Deakies. Not a member? Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Feces With A Side Of Paper
- Bed Bug Infuckstation
- Daycare Prostitutes
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back here with the Tuesday show for you. I've got a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday, and it might even be good. Enjoy the stoopidity. Sign up for the Sideshow now for you chance to one a Nintendo DS. I'll be giving one away to a Sideshow Member at the end of the month.
P.S. I'm posting the show several hours early just because I wuv u.
On Today's Show:
- Mobile Porn Leads to Death
- EMT's Gone Wild!
- Vomitting up Plastic Baggies
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back after a busy weekend! Enjoy the show! Hopefully later on in the week I'll have some brand new skanks to share with you. For you Sideshow members, enjoy the video. It's up on the feed.
On Today's Show:
- Small Boobs or DEATH
- Apple Piss!
- Stabbing Ducks at School
Links:
DV Sideshow: Now with the DV Video Blog.
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with an extended show for you! What a great way to end the week: the return of Scott Taylor! He's back and fleshier than ever! If you are a Sideshow member you get even MORE Scott Taylor on the extended portion. One more reason to sign up! Its cheap!
On Today's Show:
- Glued Ass!
- Tasered Dog-Children
- Fakey Rapey
Links:
DV Sideshow: Sign up now so you don't miss any of the May extras!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: New Month! Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Don't miss tomorrow's program because it's the triumphant return of Scott Taylor! Huzzah!
On Today's Show:
- Tupperware Babies
- A Crip in the Burn Ward
- Indian Flavored Shit
Links:
DV Sideshow: Sign up now so you don't miss any of the May extras!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: New Month! Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and keep sending me in that weird shit. Sideshow members: check back later today for a video treat!
On Today's Show:
- A Crackheads Glass Eye
- A Cow-Related Beheading
- Tricked By Penis Cream!
Links:
DV Sideshow: Sign up now so you don't miss any of the May extras!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: New Month! Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a new show for you! Enjoy the program! If you've sent me funny videos/audio or other important email over the weekend, E-mail it to me again. I lost all the stuff in the whole XP/Vista switch. Enjoy the stupidity!
On Today's Show:
- Cattle-Prodding Your Retina
- Dead and Covered in Feces
- Did You Hear The One About The One-Legged Tranny?
Links:
DV Sideshow: Sign up now so you don't miss any of the May extras!http://www.superfreaksideshow.com
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: New Month! Get DV in the Top 10!
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