Hey Freaks!

 

     Welcome to the Street Team Action Squad page. The purpose of the site is to provide all the crap you'll need to help promote the show both online and offline.

 

    I'm always searching for ways to bring in new listeners. Now you can help, too. There are simple things you can do to help "spread the distortion", like placing a link on your website, using an AOL buddy icon, playing a DV promo on your own podcast, or just giving out our URL in your E-mail or message board posts.

 

    I've also created a few flyers that devoted freaks can download, print out, and  plaster all over town. I'm also ordering DV bumperstickers for you. I found a great inexpensive provider, so I'll be able to give them away to you for free!

 

    Getting the word out about the show is the best way to help Distorted View Daily. Whatever you guys can do to help, I'd appreciate it beyond belief. And don't hesitate to E-mail me and let me know how you've been spreading the distortion. I'll be giving away little prizes (DV buttons, magnets, etc)  to people who deserve it.

 

  Thanks again!

 

-tim

 

 

 

     Talk over those new-fangled Internets? If so, you know all about American Online's Internet Chatter. They let you message people over the electricity wires. Now you can show some  'Merican Pride by making your buddy icon a shameless plug for DV!

 

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     Manufacturers Note: For some reason that makes no sense to any sane life form in the universe and which drove me crazy for over 3 hours, the right edge of the graphics might not look right. It's an Internet Explorer thing. They'll look KICK-ASS on IM, I promise, or my name isn't Peter Winkleman.

 

 

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Vote on your favorite bumper sticker design.

When they are produced we'll be giving them away for free!

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Bumper Sticker Design - Voting Script 1.6

Bumper Sticker Design

What is your favourite sticker?

  I Am A Freak
  Distorted View Daily
  Audio Pornography

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 Print one of these great looking flyers out and stroll down to a cheap copy shop. Make a gazillion copies and plaster these sumbitches all over town.

 

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      These are a neat, effective way to get new twisted freaks to start listening to the show. Flyers are also great because they use paper, and if there's one thing we don't need more of, it's TREES. I hate those things. All brown and green and shit.

 

Note: There were more flyers, but my computer ate them and shat them out all garbled or something. I'm working on getting the others back online ASAP. Sorry about that,

 

 

These are mp3 promos you can play on your own podcast, website, or Internet radio station. right click on the link and choose save-as to download on to your computer

 

1) Tim Henson Looks For Love (1:24)

 

2) Closest Thing To Porn (:40)

 

3) Songs in the Key of Desperation (1:20)

 

 

 

 

This thing is still a work in progress.