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Happy New Year, Freaks!
Remembering Dick Clark and the wonderful television that near-vegetable gave us
Mariah Carey gave 2016 one last shitty moment
Our very Corey (of Butt Fudge Sundae fame) has created a new masterpiece just in time for Trump’s inauguration!
Making your 13 year old girl marry a retarded man
Don’t dress your dogs in people clothes
Which state’s idiot residents can’t spell “BANANA”
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