Top Of The Show:
The Life Alert Remix: Listen to the whole thing!
A new Youtard obsessed with Garfield, Nermal, and eating cat food.
Another weatherman queens out to an insect
TJ may be following in his dad’s footsteps
A child live-streaming loves that racism
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Pissing down the aisles of Walmart, shitting in a Lowe’s display toilet.
When vegans try to prove they are as strong as meat-eaters, vegans die.
Snapchatting you getting fucked by a train of boys in a highschool restroom
A blind listener doesn’t like being lumped in with the furries.
Setting the record straight about the Starbucks lawsuit
Some helpful information about my tiny urethra hole
I’d like a cock-head sprinkler system
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