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A few loud sex clips. One being mildly racist, the others being window-shattering strong

Electrocuting your dick

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Pieces of cucumber in your butt is frowned upon in the muslim faith. Who would have guessed?

One kid just wanted some brownies. Now he’s been labelled a racist.

Marrying your love doll because she’s got a sparkling personality

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