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Heart condition / life update (it’s just me bitching and complaining for 10 minutes)
Grandma gets pissed while calling the home shopping network.
Gay sounds coming out of QVC hosts
Another police chase livestream
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Give me sex or get hacked up into bits. Your call.
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Hate crime or attention seeking drama queen?
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