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Heart condition / life update (it’s just me bitching and complaining for 10 minutes)

Grandma gets pissed while calling the home shopping network.

Gay sounds coming out of QVC hosts

Another police chase livestream

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Give me sex or get hacked up into bits. Your call.

Want to get fitted with a pre-shit faucet installed in your stomach?

Hate crime or attention seeking drama queen?

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