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I think I slept like 15 hours today. But the show must go on!
So you’re an idiot and want to own a ferret?
Lena Dunham supports some stupid shit about ethnic food or something
Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
Catching Pokemon where gays are poking men. GET IT?
Smoking your cat in the oven
Bernie Bro’s will be farting for justice!
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