On Today’s Show:
| Start | Name |
| 0:00 | Introduction |
| 1:14 | TLC Reality Shows |
| 3:06 | My Mom Kept Me From Getting Gifts That Would Annoy Her |
| 6:18 | I Am Jazz Transgender Is Having Pee Problems |
| 14:07 | Pregnant Woman Dirty Talk |
| 17:31 | Karen Mad Because To Black Diners Were Eating Without Masks On |
| 20:54 | Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow |
| 21:50 | Racist Lesbian Update: She Died |
| 26:14 | Villain Wants Half Of Victims GoFundMe Money |
| 31:29 | Seagulls Are Tripping Balls |
| 34:12 | Bonus News Story: Used Condoms Tied To Cars |
| 36:21 | Voicemails:206-666-4463 / Ending |
