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Devi is bringing you the worst erotica found on the internet. all summer long distorted views proved summer. The night carries many strange stories some terrifying and horrible for the night is the realm of the unseen if you listen to those unseen voices of the dark, you can hear tales that will blast your mind and soul. One of the voices flying the night winds tells of the entity known as jus laga comm now in read what the night wind speaks, you know Like two paragraphs some girl’s gonna be getting drilled in the ass right and the grammar is gonna go right out the fucking window. It’s gonna go from voices flying the night winds to fuck my dripping puppy. All right, let’s get started. Kathy Brunner and Carl Holmes first learned about the treasure from the dying lips of Dr. Jason Grimm is an expert on Central American pre Colombian history. For many years, Dr. Grimm had devoted his life to the study of certain Native American cultures which spring up in Central America and suddenly vanished almost without a trace. It was only with extreme difficulty over a period of many years that Dr. Grimm was able to gather enough information to allow him to piece together an incredible legend. Almost 1500 years ago, there lived people called the EULA Mina, people of unknown origin having customs, language and racial features far different than any other people inhabiting the land. The Yule Amina or whatever, had only one God a deity they named To logga it was believed that their high priestess could summon their god to appear for a short while in the mortal world. almost overnight, the EULA, Mina rose to dominate the region, subjugating and enslaving all other tribes. Then there came a fateful day when the enslaved tribes rebelled, rising up in bloody wrath. After a quest that lasted most of his adult lifetime. Dr. grimace had found the ruins of the EULA mynas greatest temple, the temple lay concealed under a densely overgrown mound in the jungle far from civilization. Jason grime is believed that the ruin temple was the very place from which the high priest of EULA Mina had called forth to laga. So Brennan and Holmes, accompanied by six of their gang ventured into the jungle and retrace the steps of Dr. grimms. They posed as archaeologist when they entered a village not far from the temple. Their intention had been to use the village as a staging area. from which to plunder the ruins. However, when Carl told the village chief about their destination, the old man adamantly refused them any aid, that places for beat in the head man of the village said, I don’t know what kind of accent that is. It’s a place of evil do not go there. Many years ago when evil people lived in that place, those people called upon forces of darkness, which are best left forgotten. The temple was sealed and it must not be unsealed. The people of the village became so agitated when Carl insisted on going forward that it was only by a show of force that the gang made it out of the village. They move quickly away from the village, keeping watch for any sign of pursuit. Eventually, they made their way into the temple and found a pile of golden artifacts. Boys and girls be prepared to become very, very rich. So enthroned was the group by the pile of gold they did not notice a dense Miss was rising from a statue behind them. They did not see a black Darkness deeper than the darkness of the ancient temple beginning to take shape beside the statue. The blackness took on the general form of the statue, but stood towering over it like a putrid giant in the center of the room. tentacles. Oh, delicious grape flavor. You go and get great. Yes, tentacles reach forth from out of that black form striking with a savage fury, Carl and most of the men were grabbed by the tentacles and pulled back toward the diabolical shape. Cathy screamed as the remaining men fire their weapons into the dark squirming mass. With terrible suddenness. The men and case by the tentacles were pulled limb from limb, sending a curtain of blood to coat the temple stonewalls Kathy stood petrified in horror as she saw the bloody remaining remains. That’s hard to say. Bloody remaining remains of her lover. Seeing that their guns had no impact upon the thing before them. The rest of the gang tried to flee from the room. But in an instant, the tentacles again slashed out tearing them into pieces. The walls of the let’s just face it. Cathy’s gonna get fucked by a tentacle monster. its tentacles reached out and grasp tightly around her arms and legs lifting her up from the floor. Other tentacles flew out and rip the woman’s clothing from her body. To have the tentacles attach themselves gently over her nipples, while three and long rigid Cox obscenely rose from the demons lower torso, the tentacle wrapped firmly around the woman’s legs, forcing her legs wide apart. One of the monsters Cox plunged deep into the struggling girls cut, another even longer caught quickly rose from the creature and plunged into her pleading mouth. You know, I have been called for a voice boomed inside the ravished woman’s head. In my lust is my team at Mike Cox of my burden of fast hell does that mean I must empty my Cox have the burden of years of long fast Wow. very poetic. Cathy had never had her console filled. It’s like the story was written by two different people that day which has been prophesized is drawing near. And one fortnight man will receive he’s come up in, but until then cafe come here. I’m going to fuck the shit out of you. I’m gonna make you squirt tonight. Who’s my little slot? Hahaha. All right back to the story. Here the giant cock relentlessly worked its way in and out of the struggling woman’s pussy. her tits tingled as the end of the Tentacle sucked upon her nipples. He tried to bite the COC like tentacle in her mouth, but the thing was like leather and injected a slimy fluid into her mouth. She tried to spit the slime out but the thing continued pumping more of the foul fluid into her mouth until she was forced to swallow. Shortly after swallowing the creatures slime Kathy began to feel a warm Growing lust begin to fill every fiber of her being. She felt as if 1000 tiny fingers had sprung out along the giant cocking her can to titillate the inner walls of her pussy. No man had ever fucked her so thoroughly. What a great way to describe being fucked. I was fucked thoroughly. It was a very thorough fucking, I was, well, I was thoroughly fucked. Color Me fucked, right, early fucked. All right, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Her mouth now began to avidly suck the COC that filled it and she drank deep of the vial nectar that sprang from its tip. The voice came again into our mind, I feel as if you shall be bringing forth my people. How sweet and how well your small mouth receives me that I shall fill you completely. The demon mins third Cox Wade back and forth very low winding its way up the woman’s body to burrow between the cheeks of her buttocks almost gently it probe Kathy’s asshole going in bit by bit until it begin undulating what’s the same wild rhythm as the coxeter mouth and pussy? gone from Cathy’s mind was any thought of her mutilated lover smooth I will fill you with my see as no other woman in ages has been failing. I wouldn’t shoot for combat has been hundreds of years in the making. clothes. Clothes baby doesn’t sound like a monster that’s like thousands of years old. Faster and faster. The coxeter mouth cut and as move stimulating the demon toward the release of its reservoir of calm. Kathy was experiencing orgasm after orgasm. She was being fucked in every single hole. While her nipples were being sucked as they had never been sucked in her life, then the world seemed to fly apart as the being shot out and seed and it was in great quantity and vigor. The slime that she had received from her caulk in her mouth was nothing compared to the gusher that suddenly came pouring down her throat, almost drowning her with its intensity. Her bowels were flooded, she says flooded bowels, as the creatures cocking her ass lead fly a steady stream of ejaculate the coxeter coup to set gusher after gusher have come deep in her womb. Cathy’s abdomen became swollen filled by the sheer magnitude of the flow of semen that shot out of the demon. Never in the hundreds of years had any woman received so much come at one time. Kathy was fucked as few other women have been fucked before. The other is using that an awful lot. You’re gonna be fucked like you’ve never been fucked by far. days later Kathy made it out of the jungle of Central America. portulaca the kuch demon. Her clothes were in rags within probably soaking wet. I’m guessing full of jizz You know, I’m sure her ass had to let go some of that come eventually. Yes, which were barely tied together in a haunted look filled her eyes. She told her contacts that she had no memory of what happened to her in the jumble and she was smuggled out of the country before the authorities began to ask questions. Sometime later, after she had returned to the United States, Kathy moved into a small cabin far from the hunts of civilization. There from time to time, she would bring girls to stay with her and in the night, she would bring out a strange Jade statue, then those present would know the joys of Chu laga as he filled them and set his seed deep into their fertile wombs. Thus, the race of Jew loggers demon spawn shall be brought forth again upon the earth, even as to lockout ravages the daughters of men move As you heard at the top of the show our second story today involves and culture there’s actually been numerous stories written about and and read on the show. The first one was titled I fucked and culture in the ass hard. The story I have for you today though is it sequel back in and Coulter’s ask the saddle again, I think that some sort of like pony pot or something because you know and Coulter has that long horse face anyway, enjoy. The other night I was sitting home watching the TiVo of stump the Schwab on ESPN and just about nodding off when suddenly someone began pounding on my front door like I owed the money. It would be hard to overstate my surprise when I opened the door and Ann Coulter pushed past me smelling of alcohol and Nicorette gum. She had already taken off her sweater and shoes before I remember to close the door. Nice to be back here in the fortress of decrepitude, but not many ladies, come here. Twice she shook her head. Have I missed you? She sighed glancing towards me. I’m flattered. I’m not talking to you. She spat I’m talking about your cock. But you never thought you’d see me again. Now without being able to change the channel. No. Well get out of that ridiculously too young for you Abercrombie and Fitch t shirt, say goodbye to 1998 and lose the cargo pants and get ready to stuff. The only thing interesting about you into the sloppy end of my digestive track, there’s a line for you, which end is that? She didn’t appreciate my making this admittedly small joke. She stepped up to me with rising anger and I had the small adrenaline rush that precedes a fistfight. But instead of hitting me, she said through clenched teeth. I came here to chew gum and have liberal caulk slammed into me she spatter gum onto my floor, and I’m all out of gum. You clear? Jesus Christ. I flinched. Yes, we’re clear. I reproach myself looking away. Unable to meet her menacing plans. She resumed taking Her clothes off. Don’t you want to? I don’t know. talk politics. You think you’ve got me all figured out of that box of shit you keep balanced on your neck, don’t you? Well, I think I have an idea what flips your bingo switch. Yeah, so if you want to discuss No need. I listened to Clinton’s 1992 acceptance speech in the car I met as horny as the hat rack at a Viking bar. She stood naked and impatient before me. What’s the matter? Well, I’m a little freaked out by your hip bones. I still weigh what I did freshman year at Cornell, she said proudly. will have you eaten since? What do you mean? I mean, hit a buffet woman. Get some plates dirty? Seriously? She fixed me with a hot stare. It’s not how the meat bounces on the girl. It’s how the girl bounces on the meat. Could we like kiss or something? Ah, she said tartly. Isn’t that sweet? You want to kiss me on the mouth? Yeah, I would do. Well, I’m a little picky about who I let Kiss me. Now. How about sticking your fuck meat up my ass. Felt beaten down. All right, okay. Now don’t be like that. Listen. Do you know what it means when someone says put it in slowly and gently? Yeah. Good then do the exact opposite of that. She said smearing lotion on my uterus poker. She sorry, she she noticed what must have been my glum look rolled her eyes inside. Okay. What do you think of the war on activist judges legislating from the bench? I perked up. I think lackey judges legislate from the bench to the administration just prefers their decisions. By the way this story was written when bush was still in office, that Robertson thinks activist judges pose a greater threat to America than terrorists. She said smugly. I read that, well, he’s a man who believes Adam and Eve had three sons and populated the earth so he must be Right, right. Anti religious rhetoric that’s hot. I’m not anti religion. I think come from religious people that I love very much. Well, you just think you’re smarter. I just think if anyone wants to live in a democratic fundamentalist theocracy, they should move to Iraq. They’ll have one soon enough. Do you like football? she asked. Uh, yeah, I guess good. She said climbing atop my pool table and waving her ass in the air like a rapper without a care. Then tell your brown Bay Packer it’s kickoff time. Knocks rattled by front door. I recognize my friends voices. Who is that? She hissed. I listened at the door. It’s Tim and David and someone else. Jesus Christ. It’s always a social program with you people, isn’t it? I’m sorry. I wasn’t expecting them or you for that matter. Well answer he said sitting on the pool table. I wanted her to not get her slime on the felt. But I thought better of asking. I opened the door to see Tim David and john q sack. All right. The story is taking an even weirder turn. It was really good looking. In person. Hey guys, I said anxiously let us in and said Tim Red Cross is going to be on Letterman in a couple minutes. Hold on a sec. I said closing the door. I turned to report. It’s Tim David and john q sack. They want to come in and watch Red Cross on Letterman. Never mind that. She said, How did they vote? Tim and David voted for Carrie. If they voted. I think john Cusack was active in the Nader campaign. Was it neat? Her eyes narrowed slightly. I mean, I opened the door. Hey, you guys want to help me fuckin Coulter. One thing before we get started and said as she pulled her hair back into a ponytail. I don’t want to catch any of you life partners holding hands while you’re stabbing me. Okay, we all nodded and consent and began tunneling. For those of you who have never tried five person sex, it’s a little trickier than you might think, with the guest of honor buffeted at all sides. until everyone works in a kind of sink. It’s a little like trying to fuck a mechanical bull. I found myself wrenched out of mid stroke and made the mistake of satisfying my curiosity. Glancing down at her ham trap, it looked more like an exit wound than any baby wallet I’d seen before. Was this a surgeon’s handiwork? In an instant she kicked her heels up powerfully against my backside and driving me forward, caught me again in her yawning fudge mine. I felt slightly seasick. But on either side of her David and I had achieved the sort of rhythm that allows two man soccer teams to do their work efficiently. My head was spinning. I noticed all of us around and had kept our socks on and wondered what that was about. I felt really weird doing this in front of my friends. Everyone kept their eyes to themselves like men at the open urinal troughs in the Dodger Stadium bathrooms. I was thinking about how cool it was to have john q sack over now much I’d like gross point blank. Judging by the way he casually smoked a cigarette. Guess he had sex this way all the time. And Coulter was swaying in a gentle clockwise motion, accommodating all of the thrusts around her and a smooth sequence. She stopped suddenly and snapped at me over her shoulder. Hey, back then. Fuck it like you did chicks when the guy snickered, we can trade places if you’re not up to a john cusec sort of drawl disdainfully at me. Now, I really felt uncomfortable. He can do it. She half mocked, half defended me. Now I want you to turn my ass snatch into a one man mosh pit. comprende she went back to bouncing David scrotum off her chin. With my renewed effort, the gentle circuit her body was making became quickened in jerky. She didn’t seem to mind moaning and muffled pleasure like a mental deficient with too much kick in his mouth. She began to hum something familiar that caught our attention, especially David, since he was humming it on what he referred to as his Pink Floyd. Jim began to sing along don’t stop thinking about tomorrow Don’t stop she can fall spasmodically in orgasms as our rendition grew louder over our cores and Coulter could be heard making horrible noises like a pterodactyl being disemboweled. It’ll soon be here. It’ll be better than before yesterday’s God yesterday with her whole body shuttering and ecstasy, and was bounced around like a pinball caught between for double bonus bumpers. I said things were about to get soupy. Oh, yeah, David gas triumphantly along with him. Tim and john Cusack were nearing their own scrotum, lightning, bolt or whitening experience. The terrific tempo at which he expertly beat them both made me think she could probably play the shit out of some bongos. David let out a high pitch shriek I looked up to see the terror on his face and suddenly he was being swung around flailing Lee helplessly like a stuffed animal in the mouth of a pitbull and Coulter began to swell grotesquely, and she was suddenly a massive armored confluence of rigid steel muscles. Before me the hell’s going on. She became covered with gruesome scales. In sharp, bony protuberances, the air filled with a thunderous, guttural laugh. Like a Shelby Cobra gun over and over. Her arms bulge powerfully and began to clinch the penis in either hand with ungodly force. I watched in horror as Tim and john q sex Cox burst in our hands now Talon claws like water balloons. They both mercifully passed out from either shock or pain. The bees that Ann Coulter had become clutch what remained of their genitals in either bloody hand like burst bladders, David was now hanging lifelessly from her mom, as though his skeletal structure had been sucked right out. I tried to disengage but our heels now hooves again, again, helped me helplessly in place, unthinkingly I screamed ultimately for my mother and for Sweet Jesus Christ. As I became aware of something like a hand pulling me deep into the monster and Coulter’s but mouse. This guy is motherfucking poet isn’t me but mouth. Just then I woke up to the ringing of my telephone. I was sitting on my couch stump for Schwab was over and say anything starring john Cusack was on. I began with relief to assemble my mind. I didn’t own a pool table. Tim was in Ireland. I hadn’t spoke to David and longer than I can remember, Red Cross hadn’t put out an album in years. It was all just a dream. A wet, stinky, bony, Adam aplly mangled procedurally, and that’s what it would be like to have sex with them culture with an assist from john q sack. That’ll do it for this week’s installment of crude summer. 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“Lobby Time” by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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