Hey Freaks!
Well, for once I had the show ready to go at around 1:00AM, but Windows Vista has bent me over and fucked me raw and hard once again. I spent the past 3 hours trying to get to the login screen (it would go black after the loading message). Turns out it was a bad device driver update that I installed about 5 days ago. I tried System Restore from a point PRIOR to that driver installation, but for some reason that didn’t work either. Microsoft fucking SUX.
On Today’s Show:
– Febreeze Poisoning
– Throwing a Number 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart
– Snorting Dad
Life Alert: One and Two
The Clapper: Pay Attention To Granny’s Clap at the End
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