Hey Freaks! Believe it or not, I’m back with ANOTHER extended show! Not a member or Sideshow? Sign up now! On Today’s Show: – A Very Polite (Underage) Vampire – Return (AGAIN) Of The Penis-Pumping Judge – An Ice Scraper Full of Pain Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: Links: Our New Bub Rub: 7 Year Old Gangsta Car Hijacker PO Box Address:DISTORTED VIEWPO BOX 141261COLUMBUS, OH 43214 Email: show@distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10 Listen to Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/30/08