Hey Freaks!
I’m officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I still might do one later in the week. Enjoy the program!
– Cock Biting!
– Urine Soaked Mail
– Toddlers on Fire!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/08/06