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Back here for your hump day show! What else can I say?
On Today’s Show:
-Killing your mother with the help of your neighbors pit bulls. While I read this on the show I realized it isn’t so much funny as it is tragic. And we all have a good chuckle over that.
-Which celebrity is afraid of butterflies? It’s all in this week’s Distorted View Access Entertainment Hollywood Report Tonight Today!
-How fast is your sperm? It could win you a brand Porsche! Masturbation has never been this profitable!
Enjoy the show!
Listen NOW: Distorted View Daily: 1/19/05