A password will be e-mailed to you.

The Distorted View Store is Open! New Merchandise and Returning Favorites!

On Today’s Distorted View:

A Mormon Virgin Tries to Get Laid Using a Klondike Bar

Plus: The Sounds of Anime Kitty Cat Cosplay Will Trigger You

Smoking Foreskin Cocaine

And Sudden Necrophilia

Our New Post Office Box Address!

Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209

BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY:

Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The ShowE-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories

A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page

Get more Distorted View: Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow