Distorted View Daily: 12/30/13

On Today’s Distorted View Daily: [br]

I Talk To A Girl Who Needs Mythical Monsters From Bad-Dragon To Help Get Her Off
Spreading Joy, Porn, and Feces This Christmas
A Circumcision Snipping Goes A Bit Deeper
The Largest Ass Is Over 7 Feet Around
Plus More!
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