It’s time for another episode of the podcast that Chinchilla Fancy magazine calls, “An utter disappointment”. Who the hell wants a fucking disgusting chinchilla anyways?
On Today’s Show:
-Don’t get mad, get even…by chewing off a finger. Because if you chew off a finger, you’d have 4 fingers left. And that’s an even number. See? Even.
-Cutting your dead mother’s chest open to rip out a pacemaker. Why? Tune in to today’s show to find out!
-Making the case for prostitution as a valid career option. Plus, information on how you can enroll into the Queefton School of Whorinary Arts!
Listen Now: Distorted View Daily: 2/01/05