Distorted View Daily: 5/05/05

Hey Freaks!
In addition to the crazy news stories today, I crown one moron Distortd View’s Mother of the Week, and I plead for men to join me in a totally 100% bonafide scientific semen experiment. Don’t you judge me.
On Today’s Show:
– Blowing your wad in the name of softer skin
– Blinding babies at everyday low prices
– Put that eye back into your socket: it’s the return of the Bangladeshi Woman!
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