Distorted View Show: 12/14/04

Welcome to Tuesday, freaks! It’s another day and another batch of stupid people doing stupid things! Enjoy!
Coming up on today’s show:
Why are men falling asleep on fake women?
What could have possibly gone wrong during a nude photo shoot?
Why is Santa doing hard time in jail? And why is he begging the guards for doritos?
Why do the words ‘adhesive’ and ‘penis’ sound like a recipe for disaster?
Answers to all of these questions, whether you want to hear them or not, today on Distorted View Daily!
Distorted View Show: 12/14/04