We’re back with new shows today! Make sure to visit the Distorted View main site to watch our short films. The newest video, Night Owls: Episode 2, is quickly becoming the top downloaded of all-time. Thousands have fallen in love with three loveable whores. Now you can too. Now for the important stuff:
Coming up on the program today:
A woman who is truly koo-koo for Cornflakes,
a man walking around with his chest all blowed up for 85 days,
and finally, the Navy giving boob jobs! It’s true!