On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Welcome To Distorted View, Whatever This Is | 1:33.306 |
| A 22 Year Old Girl Stuck In An 8 Year Olds Body | 3:04.803 |
| One Professor’s Obscenity Laden College Intro Video | 12:06.376 |
| Homeless Man Screaming Causes Mass Panic | 20:19.853 |
| A Motorcycle Backfiring Causes Mass Panic | 21:59.273 |
| Vlogging Couple Breaks Up And Tells Us About It. WGAS/WGAF | 22:59.914 |
| Get Exclusive New Episodes Of DV Every Week! | 28:47.186 |
| Drake Spikes His Semen Bag With Spicy Sriracha Sauce | 29:51.363 |
| Pee-Tini, Piss And Tonic, and A Urine Sour | 34:23.161 |
| Long COVID May result in Short Penis | 38:55.102 |
| Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 43:59.688 |
