On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
More Prank Cal Idiocy From The King Idiot Himself 3:14.721
Lvl80CatLady Hemorrhoid Related Texts 5:56.125
Stuck: A New TV Show About Rectum Stuffing 7:53.606
Newborn’s Mom Just KNOWS Her Baby Is Gay 17:58.193
Canadian’s Protesting The Protesters – With Pans 20:26.618
Meade Thinks A Witch Is Making People Dislike Him Online 23:04.000
Sign Up For The Sideshow And Help DV! 26:26.721
Stringing Your Urethra Along 27:58.791
Sippin On Elephant Shit Gin 32:27.523
A Middle Eastern Reboot Of White Chicks 36:11.648
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