On Today’s Show:
| Introduction | 0:00.000 |
| Faking An Abusive Relationship For Likes And Follows | 2:39.808 |
| Horrible Best Man Wedding Toast | 14:25.302 |
| Comedian Blames Audience For Not Laughing | 18:41.724 |
| A Naruto Cosplay Pooper Blooper | 23:54.000 |
| The DV Membersite: The Sideshow – Sign Up Now! | 26:06.644 |
| Don’t Let Frail Frame And Blue Hair Fool You | 27:15.770 |
| A First Date Stabbing | 31:08.140 |
| Meth User Needs Some Emergency Meth Testing | 34:27.860 |
| Possession Of A Dairy Case Is Punishable By Law | 36:43.930 |
| Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending | 40:13.111 |
