On Today’s Show:

00:00:00:00.00 Introduction
00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection
00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day!
00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting
00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways
00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts
00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster 
00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines And Trash Cans
00:20:46:16.20 Daughter Screams At Mom On Airplane
00:31:00:03.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow!
00:32:46:10.34 Father And Daughter Reunited And Feels Like A Sexual Assault
00:38:12:06.79 Some Truly Epic OnlyFans Perks 
00:42:23:11.15 Human Meats Found At Arbys
00:44:00:15.79 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending


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