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Introduction 0:00.000
Hunter Got A Foot Job! 2:04.000
Wendy Williams Was Near Comatose On Her Show 7:30.000
An Exclusive Dickhole Guy Chat With Debra And Cheryl Merkowski Check Out The Church Of Debra For More Sexy Phone Fun! 11:16.500
Dick Farts 30:18.000
Support The Show! 33:23.786
Wipe your Ass With These Stamps 34:48.000
Female Mutant Crawfish / Crayfish 38:38.625
Fingering The Man Who Stole A Log Splitter 46:40.000
Voicemails / End Of Show 47:10.238

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