ON TODAY’S SHOW:

Introduction 0:00.000
The Awkward Nerds Who Work At Computer Stores 2:20.269
Old Man Freaks Out Because He Calledd The Wrong Number 6:51.859
Toothless Granny Vs. Stinky Trans Woman 9:33.134
Old Asian Dude Either Wants To Fight Or Have Sex With Young Man 12:29.252
Airport Freakout Over Human Trafficking Suspicion 15:05.300
Daniel Larson Has Scabies And Keeps Getting Kicked Out Of Businesses 18:57.523
Finally Some Great Sounding Fisting! 24:40.029
Support DV! Thank You, Freaks! 27:03.032
Forcing A Penis Down A Seagull’s Gullet 28:15.009
Bashing A 4 Years Old’s Head Against A Godt Damn Concrete Pillar 31:03.594
Mike Tyson And Ric Flair Team Up For Boner Health 34:55.497
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 37:51.475
 

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