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Somehow advertisements for Distorted View pop up right after HIV/AIDS articles on Facebook
Tim plays a brand new “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” news interruption, this time at a live Trump Rally spot.
It’s Sextastic Tuesday time! Today Tim reads an awful story featuring Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, watersports, poop, and so much more
Apple Weird /Crazy/ Bizarre News:
A man raped a heavily intoxicated woman, but stopped when she shit herself. Welcome to Distorted View Daily, new listeners.
A mother has tried to cook her baby in an oven. The things you learn from Rachael Ray!
The Internet named RRS CuntPuncher may be sailing to a port near you! No, that’s not the real name, but Boaty McBoatFace isn’t much better.
A listener calls in to say he’s never eaten a hotdog out of his ass. Ok, thank you.
We get a possible reason why retarded weatherman Frankie MacDonald yells during his reports.
Tim gets a message about how gay he his, and his gayness is turning others gay.