On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
A Second Hole Store For Your Sex Toy 1:45.504
Semen Windshield Wiper Head Gear 8:22.881
A Vegan Singers Song About All The Meat We Poop 12:07.795
The Real Victims Of The War In Ukraine: Animals 13:23.198
White Girl Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving 15:49.804
Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:17.499
Causing Mass Panic At A Walmart 27:37.801
An Update On The Subway Shit Smearer 30:54.633
Police Officer Confiscates Drugs, Does Them All 35:00.960
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