On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
Double Vaxxed And Dealing With Shit 1:37.622
Thanksgiving Week On DV 5:54.530
Paying A Teen To Take The Fall For Your Racist Posts 6:43.142
Father-To-Be Acts Like A Baby In The Hospital 17:01.336
Your Ladies Muscular Watermelon Meat 20:33.437
Meade Skelton: Vampire Huntress 24:30.660
Just Wait Until Black Friday, I Guess. 27:05.454
Waving Your Dick Over Candy 27:30.648
Jerking Off At The Walmart Porn Kiosk 32:10.786
Trying To Run Over The Little Girl You Impregnated 36:08.499
Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:28.062

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