No Show: Lights Are Out & Tim’s Completely Prolapsed

Hey Freaks:

It’s your good friend Cheryl Merkowski with a message from Tim.

Although none of you really care, Tim is on the brink of death/freezing because he has no power or gas. No, it has nothing to do with his New Years mess. He was so upset that he called me crying like a careless fairy with anal warts and begged me to post this for him. He says he’ll do a new show just as soon as he can feel his fingers and turn on his computer. In additions, he “promises” to do a weekend show. Also, plz send money ASAP… it can be sent c/o Cheryl Merkowski. KTNX.

Stay Smokey & Hang In There Honayes!

-Cheryl Merkowski