On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
Visiting Mom This Weekend 2:03.939
Obese Woman Who Urinates On Her Floor 6:28.894
Pikachu Is An Accessory To Human Trafficking 12:57.499
Real Cash For Virtual Furry Hugs 17:24.659
Microsoft Employees Introduce Themselves 21:04.359
6 Foot  Showdown At The Grocery Store 23:36.309
Support Distorted View Daily! 27:32.542
No Sharing The Sex Toy  28:47.722
A Dick Measuring Life Hack 33:10.089
Meet Potato Doug 36:20.687
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