I was curious to hear who American’s were honoring on this most holy of holidays: President’s Day. Sure, it’s Washington’s Birthday, but President’s Day is a time to honor all of the great men who lead this country. I called a woman named Agnes up to get her opinion on who is the very best. I had to bribe her with meat. Distorted View is a daily podcast celebrating 14 years of featuring the worst the internet has to offer.