On Today’s Show:

Introduction 0:00.000
Crucified Christmas Songs 2:05.076
Anime Nerd Tries To Virtually Squid Hump 6:04.141
Screaming Banshee Hits Another Man’s Car and Proceeds To Lose Her Mind 12:28.461
The Skillful Art Of Cum Walking 20:23.484
Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:01.929
Getting Explosives Stuck Up Your Butt 28:23.102
Avoid Getting The COVID Vaccine By Presenting A Fake Arm 32:36.029
Passed Out, Puked, and Pooped On At Her Wedding 35:42.357
Voicemails / Ending 39:57.487
 

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